Everton v Aston Villa Pre Match

[PeterWithesShin]

Deadpan doesn't really work in the written form.

[eamonn]

In an exclusive interview for Football Focus tomorrow, apparently Dyche comes out as a fan of Kasabian, US, house music and rave. Second summer of love, illegal events under the M25 etc.

Maybe he and Unai can get loved-up on pills together in Liverpool tomorrow night after a 3-3 thriller!

There was an autocorrect there, it was meant to say U2, not US. Just to make it worse...

[Risso]

In an exclusive interview for Football Focus tomorrow, apparently Dyche comes out as a fan of Kasabian, US, house music and rave. Second summer of love, illegal events under the M25 etc.

Maybe he and Unai can get loved-up on pills together in Liverpool tomorrow night after a 3-3 thriller!

There was an autocorrect there, it was meant to say U2, not US. Just to make it worse...

Deano's favourite band...

[Axl Rose]

There are a large number of things that make me feel ashamed to be from Leicester.

Is the main thing 'Leicester'?

Pretty much mate, yes!

[Rory]

I don't mind Leicester. Don't like the football club or their fans, but I've found it an honest enough city.

[Sexual Ealing]

You guys are mad, Kasabian are so great they're almost as good as RHCP.

(One for Paddy there.)

I don't even know whether you're joking anymore. That's how let down I feel over the last few months. The fucking Chilli Peppers, Rory! It's unconscionable. It really is.

[Rory]

You guys are mad, Kasabian are so great they're almost as good as RHCP.

(One for Paddy there.)

I don't even know whether you're joking anymore. That's how let down I feel over the last few months. The fucking Chilli Peppers, Rory! It's unconscionable. It really is.

It's a difficult thing to acknowledge that the Chili's are the best band America ever produced, U2 are the best band Ireland ever produced, and Kasabian are the best band the UK has ever produced.

But that's the reality you're going to have to deal with 😉

[Sexual Ealing]

I think there are multiple people posting from the 'Rory' account.

[Rory]

You're talking not what makes sense, maestro. I was right, and you will admire that one day.

[JD]

I started to type that I liked Kasabian back in the day, and then realised I was thinking of the Kaiser Chiefs.

That's a bit like tossing up between U2 and RHCP to be honest.

Bravo Risso, well said.

[JD]

Deadpan doesn't really work in the written form.

Sorry PWS, just read this after responding to Risso. You got me good. Well done.

[JD]

Anyway, we will beat these chancers 3-1.

[Axl Rose]

I don't mind Leicester. Don't like the football club or their fans, but I've found it an honest enough city.

You must have accidentally got it confused with the island version in Australia!

[Allan C]

I can’t stand Everton or Dyche and hope they get relegated. 3-0 to us all day long

I can.  Everton aren't the enemy.  Our clubs have got a lot in common and I'm not sure why some seem to dislike them so much.  Obviously I hope we give them a good twatting on Saturday, but there's probably 17 other clubs in the league I'd rather see relegated before them. 

Forest before you ask.

I’m not sure what they’ve got in common with us but I’ve always disliked them. They top my list of clubs I’d like to see go down this season and every season actually.

[RamboandBruno]

I can’t stand Everton or Dyche and hope they get relegated. 3-0 to us all day long

I can.  Everton aren't the enemy.  Our clubs have got a lot in common and I'm not sure why some seem to dislike them so much.  Obviously I hope we give them a good twatting on Saturday, but there's probably 17 other clubs in the league I'd rather see relegated before them. 

Forest before you ask.

I’m not sure what they’ve got in common with us but I’ve always disliked them. They top my list of clubs I’d like to see go down this season and every season actually.

Founder members, similar size fanbase, similar honours achieved. Ive also thought there a similar club to us in some ways. Also similar in that they have looked like they are due to go down after a number of poor seasons and being run seemingly badly, like us by 2016. Although Dyche coming in and Leeds, Bournemouth and Southampton doing everything they can to get relegated, may prevent them getting relegated for another season.