Villa Park Redevelopment

[Sexual Ealing]

It's also too sacred, too meaningful for players who aren't special to play there. Neil Ruddock and Vladimir Smicer graced that turf, they can't be having cloggers like Dembele or Yamal stinking the place out.

[Brend'Watkins]

Which reminds me of this from a few years ago…possibly the best ever Liverpool song,

Don’t blame it on the Biscan,
Don’t blame it on the Hamann,
Don’t blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,
He just can’t, he just can’t, he just can’t control his feet...