Villa Park Redevelopment

[Bad English]

Anything but those horrible blue plastic TARPIS
(Turd and Rushed Piss in Squalor) dotted around the car park.

[London Villan]

rubbish pics

[Dogtanian]

This will also be what Heck was talking about when he said they were going to have something allowing fans to greet the team bus from height.

Will be interesting what the deal is with it, free entry? 

[Somniloquism]

They indicated it was more for suitable for children then the Holte area. And a replacement for the Kidzone area that used to be in the old sixes.

[London Villan]

Car Park View - experience the thrill of watching millionaires park their cars. Wave at players as they rush into the ground with their heads bowed down. Get stuck in a massive queue to get to the other side of the ground and miss the kick-off.

Just £675 per match.

[Gareth]

Car Park View - experience the thrill of watching millionaires park their cars. Wave at players as they rush into the ground with their heads bowed down. Get stuck in a massive queue to get to the other side of the ground and miss the kick-off.

Just £675 per match.

£850 per match with as much Carlsberg as you can drink…bring your own wellies

[Chip Butty 111]

rubbish pics

Gone for the retro American look there...looks like a middle of nowhere 1950s Motel on old route 66, frequented by travelling salesmen and fugitives.

[frank black]

Car Park View - experience the thrill of watching millionaires park their cars. Wave at players as they rush into the ground with their heads bowed down. Get stuck in a massive queue to get to the other side of the ground and miss the kick-off.

Just £675 per match.

£850 per match with as much Carlsberg as you can drink…bring your own wellies

I’d expect a guest appearance from Noel and Liam for that price

[john e]

Car Park View - experience the thrill of watching millionaires park their cars. Wave at players as they rush into the ground with their heads bowed down. Get stuck in a massive queue to get to the other side of the ground and miss the kick-off.

Just £675 per match.

£850 per match with as much Carlsberg as you can drink…bring your own wellies

I’d expect a guest appearance from Noel and Liam for that price

You might get Noel Edmunds but Liam Brady is definitely a Gooner

[Villan82]

rubbish pics

Interesting, eh, aesthetics. I'm still a believer in there's no point doing a job unless you do it right.

[Dogtanian]

Come on, give it a chance. It hasn't even been painted teen-goth black, yet.

[Brazilian Villain]

Car Park View - experience the thrill of watching millionaires park their cars.

I don't think Risso renewed this year.

[Chip Butty 111]

Come on, give it a chance. It hasn't even been painted teen-goth black, yet.

Will it have a slogan on the side..
"Our heroes are Hotdogs"..?

[Dogtanian]

Come on, give it a chance. It hasn't even been painted teen-goth black, yet.

Will it have a slogan on the side..
"Our heroes are Hotdogs"..?

"Our hotdogs are people"

[Nev]

I have it on good authority that the players are not particularly enamoured with that monstrous carbuncle, and as for the new tunnel......