Aston Villa v Newcastle United Match Thread

[richtheholtender]

You can Trez as had the virus. He looks 2 stone lighter

[Chris_Jephcott]

Dougie has mislaid a few tonight too. Not like him really.

[Jon Crofts]

There isn’t one player in that Newcastle side I’d let get anywhere near our squad, not one.

I'd have Saint-Maximin off them when they go down.

Still a no.

[Lizz]

There isn’t one player in that Newcastle side I’d let get anywhere near our squad, not one.

And to think Callum Wilson chose them over us.

[olaftab]

We are not going to win this ....second half are we? Smith out!

[Bad English]

The Toon* are fucked.

*Students of rhetorical literary devices might be thinking that 'the Toon' is an example of macrocosmic synecdoche whereas I think it is an example of metonymy (where something represents something else that is related to it).

[Toronto Villa]

Matt Cash is just brilliant

[The Edge]

Marv has been excellent. Waited his chance and took it. Fair play to him. Can't be far off motm

[cdbearsfan]

Must not sing Maxi Maxi Min to the tune of Macho Man. Bad luck. Resist.

[Toronto Villa]

There isn’t one player in that Newcastle side I’d let get anywhere near our squad, not one.

And to think Callum Wilson chose them over us.

Not quite Veretout choosing us over Leicester territory but funny nonetheless

[paul_e]

There isn’t one player in that Newcastle side I’d let get anywhere near our squad, not one.

And to think Callum Wilson chose them over us.

If it was a case of Wilson or Watkins then we got far and away the better deal, similar as goal scorers but Watkins brings so much more on top.

[Bad English]

Sir Alf coming on.

[Toronto Villa]

Jacob on for the skipper

[SoccerHQ]

Another game Jack passes on 4 yellows. Excellent.

[andyh]

Jacks face was superb.