Emi Martinez

[boozey182]

So I've just read that The World's Greatest Club has agreed terms with both Martinez and the Belgian lad, but they will only sign one of them. Surely he wouldn't have thrown this grenade into the squad if it's only 50/50 that he goes there?

Hmmm, interesting. Is there any precedent of Emi Martinez doing something rash involving Manchester United that had major and long-lasting consequences for us?

[Sexual Ealing]

Ha!

[aev]

So I've just read that The World's Greatest Club has agreed terms with both Martinez and the Belgian lad, but they will only sign one of them. Surely he wouldn't have thrown this grenade into the squad if it's only 50/50 that he goes there?

Cant we report them for tapping Martinez up?

[nigel]

The conspiracy theorist inside me is telling me that he was told he could leave if we didn’t get Champions League.
All it needed was a slightly under hit pass and, boom, he had his chance.
We all know he has the tendency for rash decisions, so this wasn’t an unusual act.

[andyh]

I’d laugh my tits off if Man U end up signing the other goalie and not our goggle eyed whore.

[Sexual Ealing]

Me too.

[caster troy]

So I've just read that The World's Greatest Club has agreed terms with both Martinez and the Belgian lad, but they will only sign one of them. Surely he wouldn't have thrown this grenade into the squad if it's only 50/50 that he goes there?

Cant we report them for tapping Martinez up?

The rules changed on this, now personal terms come first (see us with Paqueta, allegedly)

[Hookeysmith]

How can he come back from this?

Interesting to hear Mings comments on Pravda - "Those players that want to be here"  says a lot.

Gutted that another one of our favourites have been tapped up and moved to them

[Somniloquism]

The conspiracy theorist inside me is telling me that he was told he could leave if we didn’t get Champions League.
All it needed was a slightly under hit pass and, boom, he had his chance.
We all know he has the tendency for rash decisions, so this wasn’t an unusual act.

Apparently he was shit at saving goals all season, so all it needed was him to shitly attempt to save any of the 4-5 on target chances Manure had in the first 45 minute. It wouldn't have been an unusual act. Doesn't explain why the other 10 weren't playing either though.

[PeterWithe]

The conspiracy theorist inside me is telling me that he was told he could leave if we didn’t get Champions League.
All it needed was a slightly under hit pass and, boom, he had his chance.
We all know he has the tendency for rash decisions, so this wasn’t an unusual act.

But if/when he goes, he still wont be playing Champions League, or any European football at all.

[andyh]

The conspiracy theorist inside me is telling me that he was told he could leave if we didn’t get Champions League.
All it needed was a slightly under hit pass and, boom, he had his chance.
We all know he has the tendency for rash decisions, so this wasn’t an unusual act.

But if/when he goes, he still wont be playing Champions League, or any European football at all.

Theatre of Dreams though.

[steamer]

If he goes, song for our next meet up sorted, Emi Martinez, the worlds biggest **** add your own expletive

[kippaxvilla2]

Apparently after Unai said he was not 100 percent focused, he said he wanted the Manure move.  Also as a side note, if those players last night were 100 percent focused, it is a good job they were, because it would have been six otherwise.

[Stinkin_Thinkin]

So I've just read that The World's Greatest Club has agreed terms with both Martinez and the Belgian lad, but they will only sign one of them. Surely he wouldn't have thrown this grenade into the squad if it's only 50/50 that he goes there?

It's probably a manu setup so can say to antwerp and Villa "look we've agreed terms with your lad he dont want to play for you it's £15m or we can just sign the other guy"
and of course Monchi will be like "erm yeah go on then"

[ozzjim]

I genuinely reckon United will sign both and we'll be royally fucked