Emi Martinez

[pauliewalnuts]

The only way Martinez going happens is if his camp are really forcing the issue.

If that’s the case fhen he’s dead to me. Last day of the fucking window?

[Rigadon]

If the stories are to be believed, his new agent has been batting his eyelids at them for a while.  The longer their existing GK continues to be shockingly bad, the more it’s likely to happen.  I have been more relaxed about him going than others, but the last day of this transfer window would be a very poor show indeed (unless an equally good GK comes in). 

[aev]

The only way Martinez going happens is if his camp are really forcing the issue.

If that’s the case fhen he’s dead to me. Last day of the fucking window?

Yep, but then it has been a bit of a disastrous start from the United clown keepers so maybe that is forcing the issue too?

[eamonn]

Emi and O'Neill could have a nice chinwag about the times they left it to the worst moment possible to fuck-up the Villa. Nice of Derry's answer to Woody Allen to admit over the summer on Talksport that yes, he did spit his dummy out when leaving us in 2010.

[N'ZMAV]

Got a feeling this deal is on and he won’t play today.

[JUAN PABLO]

or MAnure just trying to push the Lammens deal through.

[aj2k77]

If Martinez joined ManUre this late in the window he can take a leap off a tall building the snake bastard.

[Holte End Stylist]

Got a feeling this deal is on and he won’t play today.

My niece has  just sent me a snapchat of her with him at a game his son's football team are playing in Dudley this morning........not as that means anything.

[VILLA MOLE]

Got a feeling this deal is on and he won’t play today.

My niece has  just sent me a snapchat of her with him at a game his son's football team are playing in Dudley this morning........not as that means anything.

" doing much this weekend Emi ? "  Sunday morning parents footy chat .  He cant leave his son is obviously settled at his team

[PeterWithe]

Hmm, any potential replacement for Emi for us would be one who ManYoo would have looked at and decided he wasn't better than what they already had.

So its a hard no from me.

[Holte End Stylist]

Got a feeling this deal is on and he won’t play today.

My niece has  just sent me a snapchat of her with him at a game his son's football team are playing in Dudley this morning........not as that means anything.

" doing much this weekend Emi ? "  Sunday morning parents footy chat .  He cant leave his son is obviously settled at his team

My niece has the nerve of the devil so I have asked her to ask him if he's going just to watch him squirm.

[VILLA MOLE]

Got a feeling this deal is on and he won’t play today.

brilliant!!

My niece has  just sent me a snapchat of her with him at a game his son's football team are playing in Dudley this morning........not as that means anything.

" doing much this weekend Emi ? "  Sunday morning parents footy chat .  He cant leave his son is obviously settled at his team

My niece has the nerve of the devil so I have asked her to ask him if he's going just to watch him squirm.

[Behind Bluenose Lines]

Got a feeling this deal is on and he won’t play today.

brilliant!!

My niece has  just sent me a snapchat of her with him at a game his son's football team are playing in Dudley this morning........not as that means anything.

" doing much this weekend Emi ? "  Sunday morning parents footy chat .  He cant leave his son is obviously settled at his team

My niece has the nerve of the devil so I have asked her to ask him if he's going just to watch him squirm.

Excellent! Give her extra pocket money if she does!

#pleasestayEmi

[Sexual Ealing]

Aaaagh, the quotes!

[PeterWithesShin]

I reckon whoever loses could be potted.