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Offline eamonn

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11010 on: March 12, 2026, 10:54:04 PM »
It's a cyst, innit?

A cysts don't count.

Very very good :)
If

Indeed - surely that's enough for Smirker to smirk and return.

Offline Mellin

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11011 on: March 12, 2026, 10:56:23 PM »
That cyst line is so, so good.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11012 on: March 12, 2026, 11:00:53 PM »
Indeed - surely that's enough for Smirker to smirk and return.

I think it's more likely that Percy will rock up and (correctly) point out that he first made that joke 3 months ago.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11013 on: March 12, 2026, 11:01:28 PM »
Not accusing Monty of plagiarism, but it has been done before on here.

Edit: beat me to it.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11014 on: March 12, 2026, 11:02:55 PM »
I think if Percy does do that he might find himself sleeping with the fishes.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11015 on: Today at 12:15:54 AM »
It's a cyst, innit?

A cysts don't count.

Very very good :)

Ahem. I posted it referencing smirker months ago.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11016 on: Today at 01:41:40 AM »
Could someone play back the tape and retrieve? PWS is usually good at quoting old posts, mostly his own  ;)

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11017 on: Today at 03:52:26 AM »
When he tried to go round the goaly when it was easier to shoot sums Ollie up. As someone said earlier if  he has to much time to think the panic sets in. I can see why he is first pick though he is such a tryer.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11018 on: Today at 08:50:57 AM »
Yes and he scored a really good goal to win the game. Hopefully that triggers him to go on one of his goal scoring streaks.

Tammy is a more natural finisher definitely, but I think where he struggles more is occupying defenders, getting the team up the pitch.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11019 on: Today at 09:40:29 AM »
Yes and he scored a really good goal to win the game. Hopefully that triggers him to go on one of his goal scoring streaks.

Tammy is a more natural finisher definitely, but I think where he struggles more is occupying defenders, getting the team up the pitch.

I know we were playing out for a clean sheet when Tammy came on but he hardly got involved. Wouldn't be surprised if Elliot had more touches.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11020 on: Today at 09:56:49 AM »
Yes and he scored a really good goal to win the game. Hopefully that triggers him to go on one of his goal scoring streaks.

Tammy is a more natural finisher definitely, but I think where he struggles more is occupying defenders, getting the team up the pitch.

Tammy better striker, Ollie a much better footballer. Both on form Ollie is better. Both off form, neither is good.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11021 on: Today at 09:59:00 AM »
It's a cyst, innit?

A cysts don't count.

Very very good :)

Ahem. I posted it referencing smirker months ago.

Pretty sure I didn't see it, in which case I feel properly Leibnized on this one.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11022 on: Today at 10:03:43 AM »
Yes and he scored a really good goal to win the game. Hopefully that triggers him to go on one of his goal scoring streaks.

Tammy is a more natural finisher definitely, but I think where he struggles more is occupying defenders, getting the team up the pitch.

Tammy better striker, Ollie a much better footballer. Both on form Ollie is better. Both off form, neither is good.
Blimey, thanks Confucius!

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11023 on: Today at 10:05:30 AM »
It's a cyst, innit?

A cysts don't count.

Very very good :)

Ahem. I posted it referencing smirker months ago.
Yes this is blatant plagiarism.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #11024 on: Today at 10:12:37 AM »
His movement was lovely at times last night and his hold up play did us a lot of favors. As ever, he'll get pelters for not making the most of a really good opportunity and rightly so to some extent, but Tammy was largely invisible when he came on. He just doesn't exploit the space anywhere near as well.

 


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