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Author Topic: Ollie Watkins  (Read 1157165 times)

Online usav

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #10980 on: March 11, 2026, 12:13:14 PM »
Rare to see a player out of form giving an TV interview when they don't have to (ie not after a game, but a few days later from the training ground). Nowt revelatory but hard not to like the fella. How much diamond in those earrings?!

He can give all the interviews he wants, just put the ball in the back of the net please!

Offline cdbearsfan

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #10981 on: March 11, 2026, 12:15:47 PM »
Rare to see a player out of form giving an TV interview when they don't have to (ie not after a game, but a few days later from the training ground). Nowt revelatory but hard not to like the fella. How much diamond in those earrings?!

He can give all the interviews he wants, just put the ball in the back of the net please!

And don't be offside in the build-up, if we are being picky.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #10982 on: March 11, 2026, 01:01:29 PM »
The PMs Rory sends me are the reason why I am no longer able to sleep at night. Pure, unadulterated, filth.

You're missing out.

I agree, I had no idea you could do 'that' with a pineapple.

Online Rory

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #10983 on: March 11, 2026, 01:35:47 PM »
Has Smirker left the site?

He can't type at present; he's smirked himself inside out!

He can't be bothered anymore and has changed his user name to shirker.

He's fine, just not posting at the moment.

He was online on here a few days ago.

So he's just ignoring my PM? Twat.

You PM him but not me? Just how far have I fallen?

I sent him one message asking how he is. It wasn't one of my 'special' messages.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #10984 on: March 11, 2026, 01:55:43 PM »
I'm fine thank you. And I don't want to know any more about pineapple.

Online Sexual Ealing

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #10985 on: Today at 05:04:55 PM »
We made quite a big noise about his playing through a dastardly knee injury. There are no indications of letting him rest the knee. Perhaps it's so injured theere's no point trying to heal it .

Online AlexAlexCropley

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #10986 on: Today at 05:32:56 PM »
I think it's a red herring. Or a red knee.

Online eamonn

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #10987 on: Today at 05:35:58 PM »
It's a cyst, innit?

Online Brazilian Villain

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #10988 on: Today at 05:36:54 PM »
I used to like Ollie until I discovered recently that he wears diamond stud earrings. It's a bit too Jermaine Defoe for my tastes.

Offline Monty

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #10989 on: Today at 05:37:57 PM »
It's a cyst, innit?

A cysts don't count.

Online AV82EC

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #10990 on: Today at 05:43:21 PM »
It's a cyst, innit?

A cysts don't count.

Bravo sir.👏🏻👏🏻

Online aldridgeboy

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #10991 on: Today at 05:55:43 PM »

Online Sexual Ealing

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #10992 on: Today at 07:45:46 PM »
Lovely goal.

Online Skipper_The_Eyechild

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #10993 on: Today at 07:46:55 PM »
He needs to find a way to get one-on-ones on to his head.

Online PhilVill

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #10994 on: Today at 07:47:53 PM »
Lovely goal but a pathetic miss when put through one on one

 


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