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Offline Rigadon

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #3855 on: October 06, 2023, 05:06:26 PM »
And congrats to Watkins.  He isn't perfect, but he's great. 

Online Rory

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #3856 on: October 06, 2023, 05:07:32 PM »
Great news. I'd go cock jockey for Ollie.

Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #3857 on: October 06, 2023, 05:10:58 PM »
What do people think being a knob jockey etc means. It's not really subtle.

A heterosexual woman.

And when it's aimed at a man, as it was in this case?

Online Rory

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #3858 on: October 06, 2023, 05:13:51 PM »
What do people think being a knob jockey etc means. It's not really subtle.

A heterosexual woman.

And when it's aimed at a man, as it was in this case?

I was only joking, I'm like some others - had never considered it before, but now that I do, I can see how it's homophobic.

I never had a mental image of it being a sex act, weirdly, I always pictured it being a literal jockey riding on a huge inflatable cock & balls.

Offline AV84

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #3859 on: October 06, 2023, 05:50:41 PM »
I'd like to think he's signed it with the intention of staying for most of it, but at the very least we're in a very good position if anyone does come sniffing around in the summer.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #3860 on: October 06, 2023, 05:53:05 PM »
Hopefully pass Gabby as top PL goalscorer end of next season :-)


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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #3861 on: October 06, 2023, 05:56:53 PM »
Hopefully pass Gabby as top PL goalscorer end of next season :-)

The sooner, the better!

Offline N'ZMAV

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #3862 on: October 06, 2023, 06:00:09 PM »
What do people think being a knob jockey etc means. It's not really subtle.

A heterosexual woman.

And when it's aimed at a man, as it was in this case?

I was only joking, I'm like some others - had never considered it before, but now that I do, I can see how it's homophobic.

I never had a mental image of it being a sex act, weirdly, I always pictured it being a literal jockey riding on a huge inflatable cock & balls.
same.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #3863 on: October 06, 2023, 06:04:42 PM »
What do people think being a knob jockey etc means. It's not really subtle.

Yeah, what do jockeys actually do? Ride things.

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #3864 on: October 06, 2023, 06:10:51 PM »
Hopefully pass Gabby as top PL goalscorer end of next season :-)

The sooner, the better!

Are we still allowed to call Gabby a cockwomble?

Online john e

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #3865 on: October 06, 2023, 06:13:33 PM »
Only on H&V can we celebrate our no1 strikers new contract with a full on debate about the intricacies and meaning of nob jockey

Offline SaddVillan

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #3866 on: October 06, 2023, 06:19:59 PM »
Ollie Watkins' Villa record:

Games for Smith/Gerrard 89
Goals scored 29
A whisker over one in three

Games for Unai  38
Goals  21
Better than one in two.


Offline Risso

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #3867 on: October 06, 2023, 06:20:55 PM »
What do people think being a knob jockey etc means. It's not really subtle.

Yeah, what do jockeys actually do? Ride things.

Disc jockey?

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #3868 on: October 06, 2023, 06:22:44 PM »
A cock jockey of the highest order. He could not just say that Ollie is in on merit dud to goals and assists this season, but had to try to be clever and say something a little demeaning

Total cnut

Less of the homophobic insult shite please.

Are you a bit bored today, Drummond?! People may have missed the black and white comment?!)

Offline AV84

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Re: Ollie Watkins
« Reply #3869 on: October 06, 2023, 06:25:30 PM »
“I’ve got some targets I’m going to hit: I’m going to break Gabby’s record with the goals, I want to win a trophy. I feel like I can do that here and that’s why I’ve stayed."

He wants Gabby's record gone as much as some of the fans on here do.

 


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