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Offline postal

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2020, 04:27:11 PM »
(Good thread)

We keep saying we won the European Cup, that was so long ago, it was only just in colour
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Offline Dave P

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #16 on: July 29, 2020, 04:38:17 PM »
We only reached Wembley as we played a Liverpool team way past their bedtime.
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Offline Drummond

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #17 on: July 29, 2020, 04:39:22 PM »
They only won the fucking European Cup because of a mis-kick.
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Offline brian green

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #18 on: July 29, 2020, 04:43:10 PM »
I have never trusted beard wearers since Richards starred in Secret Santa.
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Offline Ad@m

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #19 on: July 29, 2020, 04:47:42 PM »
We only won the league last time round because of Ipswich blah blah blah.
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Online Steve67

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #20 on: July 29, 2020, 04:48:21 PM »
It's ying and yang.  If you set the gypsy cursers onto us, this is what happens.  It only goes to show that God, clearly, is a Villa fan.
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Offline Three Spires Villa

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2020, 04:49:05 PM »
One of the best threads ever!
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Offline TopDeck113

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2020, 04:52:53 PM »
Quote from: Drummond on July 29, 2020, 04:39:22 PM
They only won the fucking European Cup because of a mis-kick.

Correction. They only won the European Cup because the MP for Small Heath had the temerity to ensure that UEFA didn't ban them after an off-duty soldier had dragged the city's name through the mud.
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Offline Rudy Can't Fail

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #23 on: July 29, 2020, 04:59:12 PM »
DVB banging on about Sherlock Street but it's not even in Brum, is it? Not that they'd know, they're all from Shropshire.
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Online Brazilian Villain

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #24 on: July 29, 2020, 04:59:37 PM »
Quote from: Drummond on July 29, 2020, 04:39:22 PM
They only won the fucking European Cup because of a mis-kick.

Nah, however we were a little fortunate with Dinamo's penalty miss in Berlin thus setting it up Tony Morley to win it for us. ;)
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Offline brian green

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #25 on: July 29, 2020, 05:04:17 PM »
They don't  even have a ghost with a forward gear. 
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Offline LeeB

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #26 on: July 29, 2020, 05:05:06 PM »
They were lucky they won all their trophies in the Victorian age, when there were only shit, rag tag, two bob, no hope outfits like Small Heath Alliance around.
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Offline Pat Mustard

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #27 on: July 29, 2020, 05:05:24 PM »
Coronavirus is just a conspiracy that was invented because John McGinn was going to be out for the rest of the season.
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Offline Deano's Mullet

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #28 on: July 29, 2020, 05:08:20 PM »
What is this place called town? I hear talk of it but we are not allowed to drink there apparently. Not a problem, darlings, I will just pop off down the road to Worcester in my 4x4 for some champagne instead.
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Offline brian green

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #29 on: July 29, 2020, 05:10:31 PM »
Don't  forget the Beluga darling.
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