Spawny Vile bastards

[postal]

(Good thread)

We keep saying we won the European Cup, that was so long ago, it was only just in colour

[Dave P]

We only reached Wembley as we played a Liverpool team way past their bedtime.

[Drummond]

They only won the fucking European Cup because of a mis-kick.

[brian green]

I have never trusted beard wearers since Richards starred in Secret Santa.

[Ad@m]

We only won the league last time round because of Ipswich blah blah blah.

[Steve67]

It's ying and yang.  If you set the gypsy cursers onto us, this is what happens.  It only goes to show that God, clearly, is a Villa fan.

[Three Spires Villa]

One of the best threads ever!

[TopDeck113]

They only won the fucking European Cup because of a mis-kick.

Correction. They only won the European Cup because the MP for Small Heath had the temerity to ensure that UEFA didn't ban them after an off-duty soldier had dragged the city's name through the mud.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

DVB banging on about Sherlock Street but it's not even in Brum, is it? Not that they'd know, they're all from Shropshire.

[Brazilian Villain]

They only won the fucking European Cup because of a mis-kick.

Nah, however we were a little fortunate with Dinamo's penalty miss in Berlin thus setting it up Tony Morley to win it for us.

[brian green]

They don't  even have a ghost with a forward gear. 

[LeeB]

They were lucky they won all their trophies in the Victorian age, when there were only shit, rag tag, two bob, no hope outfits like Small Heath Alliance around.

[Pat Mustard]

Coronavirus is just a conspiracy that was invented because John McGinn was going to be out for the rest of the season.

[Deano's Mullet]

What is this place called town? I hear talk of it but we are not allowed to drink there apparently. Not a problem, darlings, I will just pop off down the road to Worcester in my 4x4 for some champagne instead.

[brian green]

Don't  forget the Beluga darling.