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Topic: Spawny Vile bastards (Read 50455 times)
postal
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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
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Reply #15 on:
July 29, 2020, 04:27:11 PM »
(Good thread)
We keep saying we won the European Cup, that was so long ago, it was only just in colour
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Dave P
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Reply #16 on:
July 29, 2020, 04:38:17 PM »
We only reached Wembley as we played a Liverpool team way past their bedtime.
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Drummond
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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
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Reply #17 on:
July 29, 2020, 04:39:22 PM »
They only won the fucking European Cup because of a mis-kick.
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brian green
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July 29, 2020, 04:43:10 PM »
I have never trusted beard wearers since Richards starred in Secret Santa.
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Ad@m
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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
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Reply #19 on:
July 29, 2020, 04:47:42 PM »
We only won the league last time round because of Ipswich blah blah blah.
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Steve67
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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
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Reply #20 on:
July 29, 2020, 04:48:21 PM »
It's ying and yang. If you set the gypsy cursers onto us, this is what happens. It only goes to show that God, clearly, is a Villa fan.
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Three Spires Villa
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Reply #21 on:
July 29, 2020, 04:49:05 PM »
One of the best threads ever!
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TopDeck113
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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
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Reply #22 on:
July 29, 2020, 04:52:53 PM »
Quote from: Drummond on July 29, 2020, 04:39:22 PM
They only won the fucking European Cup because of a mis-kick.
Correction. They only won the European Cup because the MP for Small Heath had the temerity to ensure that UEFA didn't ban them after an off-duty soldier had dragged the city's name through the mud.
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Rudy Can't Fail
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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
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Reply #23 on:
July 29, 2020, 04:59:12 PM »
DVB banging on about Sherlock Street but it's not even in Brum, is it? Not that they'd know, they're all from Shropshire.
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Brazilian Villain
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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
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Reply #24 on:
July 29, 2020, 04:59:37 PM »
Quote from: Drummond on July 29, 2020, 04:39:22 PM
They only won the fucking European Cup because of a mis-kick.
Nah, however we were a little fortunate with Dinamo's penalty miss in Berlin thus setting it up Tony Morley to win it for us.
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brian green
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Reply #25 on:
July 29, 2020, 05:04:17 PM »
They don't even have a ghost with a forward gear.
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LeeB
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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
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Reply #26 on:
July 29, 2020, 05:05:06 PM »
They were lucky they won all their trophies in the Victorian age, when there were only shit, rag tag, two bob, no hope outfits like Small Heath Alliance around.
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Pat Mustard
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Reply #27 on:
July 29, 2020, 05:05:24 PM »
Coronavirus is just a conspiracy that was invented because John McGinn was going to be out for the rest of the season.
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Deano's Mullet
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Reply #28 on:
July 29, 2020, 05:08:20 PM »
What is this place called town? I hear talk of it but we are not allowed to drink there apparently. Not a problem, darlings, I will just pop off down the road to Worcester in my 4x4 for some champagne instead.
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brian green
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Reply #29 on:
July 29, 2020, 05:10:31 PM »
Don't forget the Beluga darling.
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