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Author Topic: Caption Competition  (Read 3187 times)

Offline Legion

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Caption Competition
« on: July 28, 2020, 10:16:56 PM »
Prize: Free access to Heroes Discussion for life. Unless you get banned.


Online Steve67

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2020, 10:21:21 PM »
Barry Bannan- 'I'm just gonna have a quick wank, while you lot fight'.

Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2020, 10:21:33 PM »
Bannan is thinking "if they don't calm down i'm giving Zigic's knees a Glesga kiss".

Offline Legion

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2020, 11:39:09 PM »
Why is there an U12 on the pitch?

Online danno

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2020, 12:56:39 AM »
Barry Bannan: my secret battle with Kleptomania, full story page 6.

Offline CT Villan

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2020, 05:24:04 AM »
FFS, give the kid his ball back.

or

Giant infiltrates midget union meeting

Offline ldavfc4eva

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2020, 07:25:18 AM »
Honestly it was me who invented the robot, not Crouchy.

Look I will show you

Offline Mister E

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2020, 07:27:04 AM »
BB: Why did I end up with Peter Crouch's cast-off shorts?

Offline Mister E

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2020, 07:28:03 AM »
BB: Blimey, I knew they were inbred, but there's a guy growing out of the back of another!!

Offline Mister E

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2020, 07:28:53 AM »
It's a spot-the-ball competition, in a basket-ball game.

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2020, 07:29:26 AM »
It's a spot-the-ball competition, in a basket-ball game.
Clue: BB's got it!

Offline Mister E

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2020, 07:30:08 AM »
BB: "See, James: you ain't so big now, is yer?!!"

Offline N'ZMAV

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2020, 09:37:52 PM »
two metres you ******

Offline DrGonzo

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2020, 08:31:55 AM »
"What's he got in his pocketses?? Oh, we guess...WE GUESSSSSS!!"

Bannan reaches for the Ring.

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2020, 11:10:20 AM »
Short man with Short Man Syndrome really angry he's not the shortest man.

 


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