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Legion
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Oh, it must be! And it is! Villa in the lead!
Caption Competition
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Prize: Free access to Heroes Discussion for life. Unless you get banned.
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Steve67
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July 28, 2020, 10:21:21 PM »
Barry Bannan- 'I'm just gonna have a quick wank, while you lot fight'.
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PeterWithesShin
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Bannan is thinking "if they don't calm down i'm giving Zigic's knees a Glesga kiss".
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Oh, it must be! And it is! Villa in the lead!
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July 28, 2020, 11:39:09 PM »
Why is there an U12 on the pitch?
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danno
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Barry Bannan: my secret battle with Kleptomania, full story page 6.
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CT Villan
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July 29, 2020, 05:24:04 AM »
FFS, give the kid his ball back.
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Giant infiltrates midget union meeting
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July 29, 2020, 07:25:18 AM »
Honestly it was me who invented the robot, not Crouchy.
Look I will show you
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Mister E
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July 29, 2020, 07:27:04 AM »
BB: Why did I end up with Peter Crouch's cast-off shorts?
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Mister E
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July 29, 2020, 07:28:03 AM »
BB: Blimey, I knew they were inbred, but there's a guy growing out of the back of another!!
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Mister E
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July 29, 2020, 07:28:53 AM »
It's a spot-the-ball competition, in a basket-ball game.
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Quote from: Mister E on July 29, 2020, 07:28:53 AM
It's a spot-the-ball competition, in a basket-ball game.
Clue: BB's got it!
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BB: "See, James: you ain't so big now, is yer?!!"
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two metres you ******
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July 30, 2020, 08:31:55 AM »
"What's he got in his pocketses?? Oh, we guess...WE GUESSSSSS!!"
Bannan reaches for the Ring.
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Short man with Short Man Syndrome really angry he's not the shortest man.
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