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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Legion on July 28, 2020, 10:16:56 PM

Title: Caption Competition
Post by: Legion on July 28, 2020, 10:16:56 PM: Prize: Free access to Heroes Discussion for life. Unless you get banned.

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Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Steve67 on July 28, 2020, 10:21:21 PM: Barry Bannan- 'I'm just gonna have a quick wank, while you lot fight'.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: PeterWithesShin on July 28, 2020, 10:21:33 PM: Bannan is thinking "if they don't calm down i'm giving Zigic's knees a Glesga kiss".
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Legion on July 28, 2020, 11:39:09 PM: Why is there an U12 on the pitch?
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: danno on July 29, 2020, 12:56:39 AM: Barry Bannan: my secret battle with Kleptomania, full story page 6.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: CT Villan on July 29, 2020, 05:24:04 AM: FFS, give the kid his ball back.

or

Giant infiltrates midget union meeting
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: ldavfc4eva on July 29, 2020, 07:25:18 AM: Honestly it was me who invented the robot, not Crouchy.

Look I will show you
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Mister E on July 29, 2020, 07:27:04 AM: BB: Why did I end up with Peter Crouch's cast-off shorts?
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Mister E on July 29, 2020, 07:28:03 AM: BB: Blimey, I knew they were inbred, but there's a guy growing out of the back of another!!
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Mister E on July 29, 2020, 07:28:53 AM: It's a spot-the-ball competition, in a basket-ball game.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Mister E on July 29, 2020, 07:29:26 AM: Quote from: Mister E on July 29, 2020, 07:28:53 AM
It's a spot-the-ball competition, in a basket-ball game.
Clue: BB's got it!
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Mister E on July 29, 2020, 07:30:08 AM: BB: "See, James: you ain't so big now, is yer?!!"
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: N'ZMAV on July 29, 2020, 09:37:52 PM: two metres you ******
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: DrGonzo on July 30, 2020, 08:31:55 AM: "What's he got in his pocketses?? Oh, we guess...WE GUESSSSSS!!"

Bannan reaches for the Ring.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Drummond on July 30, 2020, 11:10:20 AM: Short man with Short Man Syndrome really angry he's not the shortest man.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Mister E on July 30, 2020, 11:13:40 AM: BB - sleep-walking into a street-fight.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Mister E on July 30, 2020, 11:14:20 AM: BB: "I wonder if they'll not attack me if I pretend to be blind?"
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Risso on July 30, 2020, 11:23:59 AM: This is more painfully unfunny than the jokes thread!
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: cdbearsfan on July 31, 2020, 06:27:47 PM: They pretty much always are.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Edvard Remberg on July 31, 2020, 11:24:58 PM: Let me tuck that lace back in...
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on August 02, 2020, 07:13:53 AM: Quote from: Legion on July 28, 2020, 10:16:56 PM
Prize: Free access to Heroes Discussion for life. Unless you get banned

Point of order.

A ban doesn't stop you viewing Heroes Discussion as a guest.

A ban will stop access to off topic, which apart from celebrity deathwatch is no loss anyway. ;)
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Legion on August 02, 2020, 12:39:56 PM: Quote from: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on August 02, 2020, 07:13:53 AM
Quote from: Legion on July 28, 2020, 10:16:56 PM
Prize: Free access to Heroes Discussion for life. Unless you get banned

Point of order.

A ban doesn't stop you viewing Heroes Discussion as a guest.

A ban will stop access to off topic, which apart from celebrity deathwatch is no loss anyway. ;)

Bloody pedant. Splitter.

Correct, though!
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: dave17 on August 03, 2020, 05:20:22 AM: Quote from: Newby on July 28, 2020, 10:21:21 PM
Barry Bannan- 'I'm just gonna have a quick wank, while you lot fight'.
why aren’t people wearing masks in small heath?
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: ChicagoLion on August 04, 2020, 09:45:32 PM: BB. Where the fuck did I leave my car last night.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: eamonn on August 05, 2020, 09:23:39 AM: So who won this caption competition?