Douglas Luiz - coming back?

[danno]

I am so behind the times, I thought they had split up ages ago. Something about him not liking her Calendar.

[Dogtanian]

I am so behind the times, I thought they had split up ages ago. Something about him not liking her Calendar.

They have recently gotten back together. One condition he insisted on was her posing like she’s taking a dump on the cover of her next calendar.

[Somniloquism]

Probably get her even more money for that.

[pauliewalnuts]

Something about him not liking her Calendar.

I’ve never heard it called that before.

[Brazilian Villain]

Something about him not liking her Calendar.

I’ve never heard it called that before.

Maybe he typed colander and it autocorrected.

[Drummond]

Can't we just talk football? Footie would be crucified if he talked about all this..

[danno]

Can't we just talk football? Footie would be crucified if he talked about all this..

That would make a good picture for March.

[olaftab]

Can he tell Alisha the same before every match?

Douglas Luiz: "I scored two goals, I'm really happy. I was feeling this before the game. I said to my girlfriend, 'today I will score, 100 per cent'. It is a big result for us. Manchester United lost which is good too."

The question is did he complete his hat trick when he got home?

She hopes not being as she in Marbella after a Swiss/Polish match. (and also with Daly apparently).

My uncle was at the game yesterday (Trinity Road box) and said she was there.

After a few G&T most girls look like Alisha.

[Drummond]

Can he tell Alisha the same before every match?

Douglas Luiz: "I scored two goals, I'm really happy. I was feeling this before the game. I said to my girlfriend, 'today I will score, 100 per cent'. It is a big result for us. Manchester United lost which is good too."

The question is did he complete his hat trick when he got home?

She hopes not being as she in Marbella after a Swiss/Polish match. (and also with Daly apparently).

My uncle was at the game yesterday (Trinity Road box) and said she was there.

After a few G&T most girls look like Alisha.

I don't care how many she's had, my wife looks nowt like her. 😁

[algy]

Can he tell Alisha the same before every match?

Douglas Luiz: "I scored two goals, I'm really happy. I was feeling this before the game. I said to my girlfriend, 'today I will score, 100 per cent'. It is a big result for us. Manchester United lost which is good too."

The question is did he complete his hat trick when he got home?

She hopes not being as she in Marbella after a Swiss/Polish match. (and also with Daly apparently).

My uncle was at the game yesterday (Trinity Road box) and said she was there.

After a few G&T most girls look like Alisha.

I don't care how many she's had, my wife looks nowt like her. 😁

both of these made me laugh

[SamTheMouse]

She's a good-looking lass, but I really don't get the massive eyebrow thing that young women go in for these days.

They put me in mind of Denis Healey. And not in a good way.

[pauliewalnuts]

She's a good-looking lass, but I really don't get the massive eyebrow thing that young women go in for these days.

They put me in mind of Denis Healey. And not in a good way.

I agree.

I also don't get that stupid duck-face pose they do when they're posing for their (seemingly endless) latest selfie.

[aldridgeboy]

Fair play to her , on new years morning she made the effort to come to my mates house to wish his son happy birthday. He’s had a really tough challenging life and she spent over an hour taking to him and brought him a shirt.

Said she was off to Douggies after that ( and said she’s learning Portuguese )

[Percy McCarthy]

Fair play to her , on new years morning she made the effort to come to my mates house to wish his son happy birthday. He’s had a really tough challenging life and she spent over an hour taking to him and brought him a shirt.

Said she was off to Douggies after that ( and said she’s learning Portuguese )

How nice.

[eamonn]

Rudy Can't Fail could probably offer some language lessons.