"It's a great club, and it was an honour to be their manager. I gave it my very best shot, I came close, but in the end it wasn't quite enough. Perhaps I stayed a little longer than maybe I should've, but we've all moved on, and I truly wish them all the best for the future.
Apart from Saturday, obviously."
*polite laughter and head-nodding from the assembled journos*
There you go, Steve, you can have that free of charge.
Foph.