Tyrone Mings

[pauliewalnuts]

Footballers do often seem quite small when you meet them in real life.  I met Gazza in 2003 in a hotel (he was on his way to China for a last hurrah as a professional, so nowhere near his peak), and he was shorter than me. I have the photo somewhere showing as much.  I'm 5' 9".

I doubt Shaw is more than about 5' 10".  Look at him next to Lisandro Martinez, who is famous for being a 5' 9" centre half.  There's not much in it.

Anyway, Ty is f***ing massive.

Shaw looks short because he's about 12 feet wide.

He looks like a lorry driver. On a youtube clip made by someone who doesn't understand the concept of aspect ratio.

[FatSam]

I used to love Morecambe and Wise!

[trinityoap]

One for older readers, and I can't remember if this has been put up on here before ,but when asked during an interview what would they have been if they had not been comedians Eric Morecombe replied "Mike and Bernie Winters".

[edgysatsuma89]

Footballers do often seem quite small when you meet them in real life.  I met Gazza in 2003 in a hotel (he was on his way to China for a last hurrah as a professional, so nowhere near his peak), and he was shorter than me. I have the photo somewhere showing as much.  I'm 5' 9".

I doubt Shaw is more than about 5' 10".  Look at him next to Lisandro Martinez, who is famous for being a 5' 9" centre half.  There's not much in it.

Anyway, Ty is f***ing massive.

Shaw looks short because he's about 12 feet wide.

He looks like a lorry driver. On a youtube clip made by someone who doesn't understand the concept of aspect ratio.

I think you might be right there, his width throws you off.

[Brazilian Villain]

Shaw looks short because he's about 12 feet wide.

He looks like a lorry driver. On a youtube clip made by someone who doesn't understand the concept of aspect ratio.

I think you might be right there, his width throws you off.

Did you find his girth a little disconcerting?

[edgysatsuma89]

Shaw looks short because he's about 12 feet wide.

He looks like a lorry driver. On a youtube clip made by someone who doesn't understand the concept of aspect ratio.

I think you might be right there, his width throws you off.

Did you find his girth a little disconcerting?

I'm not really in a position to be talking about chodes.

[kippaxvilla2]

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[Brazilian Villain]

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Knowing our luck, he'll pick up a back injury and be out for the season.

[LeeB]

I love that man

[dave shelley]

The lass on his shoulders must have a great view, he's six-foot five isn't he?

[Axl Rose]

I love that man

I love that bum bag he's wearing, also!

Are they still called bum bags??

[LeeB]

I love that man

I love that bum bag he's wearing, also!

Are they still called bum bags??

Yeah, said the same to my missus!

[Toronto Villa]

I love that man

I love that bum bag he's wearing, also!

Are they still called bum bags??

Fanny pack out here

[Axl Rose]

[edgysatsuma89]

The lass on his shoulders must have a great view, he's six-foot five isn't he?

Is he taller than Luke Shaw?