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Offline pauliewalnuts

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Re: Tyrone Mings - signed permanently and confirmed as even more awesome
« Reply #6480 on: June 21, 2023, 08:42:23 PM »
Footballers do often seem quite small when you meet them in real life.  I met Gazza in 2003 in a hotel (he was on his way to China for a last hurrah as a professional, so nowhere near his peak), and he was shorter than me. I have the photo somewhere showing as much.  I'm 5' 9".

I doubt Shaw is more than about 5' 10".  Look at him next to Lisandro Martinez, who is famous for being a 5' 9" centre half.  There's not much in it.

Anyway, Ty is f***ing massive.

Shaw looks short because he's about 12 feet wide.

He looks like a lorry driver. On a youtube clip made by someone who doesn't understand the concept of aspect ratio.

Offline FatSam

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Re: Tyrone Mings - signed permanently and confirmed as even more awesome
« Reply #6481 on: June 21, 2023, 08:55:40 PM »

Offline trinityoap

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Re: Tyrone Mings - signed permanently and confirmed as even more awesome
« Reply #6482 on: June 21, 2023, 09:07:03 PM »
One for older readers, and I can't remember if this has been put up on here before ,but when asked during an interview what would they have been if they had not been comedians Eric Morecombe replied "Mike and Bernie Winters".

Offline edgysatsuma89

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Re: Tyrone Mings - signed permanently and confirmed as even more awesome
« Reply #6483 on: June 21, 2023, 10:00:37 PM »
Footballers do often seem quite small when you meet them in real life.  I met Gazza in 2003 in a hotel (he was on his way to China for a last hurrah as a professional, so nowhere near his peak), and he was shorter than me. I have the photo somewhere showing as much.  I'm 5' 9".

I doubt Shaw is more than about 5' 10".  Look at him next to Lisandro Martinez, who is famous for being a 5' 9" centre half.  There's not much in it.

Anyway, Ty is f***ing massive.

Shaw looks short because he's about 12 feet wide.

He looks like a lorry driver. On a youtube clip made by someone who doesn't understand the concept of aspect ratio.

I think you might be right there, his width throws you off.

Offline Brazilian Villain

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Re: Tyrone Mings - signed permanently and confirmed as even more awesome
« Reply #6484 on: June 21, 2023, 11:01:13 PM »
Shaw looks short because he's about 12 feet wide.

He looks like a lorry driver. On a youtube clip made by someone who doesn't understand the concept of aspect ratio.

I think you might be right there, his width throws you off.

Did you find his girth a little disconcerting?

Offline edgysatsuma89

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Re: Tyrone Mings - signed permanently and confirmed as even more awesome
« Reply #6485 on: June 21, 2023, 11:12:58 PM »
Shaw looks short because he's about 12 feet wide.

He looks like a lorry driver. On a youtube clip made by someone who doesn't understand the concept of aspect ratio.

I think you might be right there, his width throws you off.

Did you find his girth a little disconcerting?

I'm not really in a position to be talking about chodes.

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Offline LeeB

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Re: Tyrone Mings - signed permanently and confirmed as even more awesome
« Reply #6488 on: June 25, 2023, 09:55:19 PM »
I love that man

Online dave shelley

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Re: Tyrone Mings - signed permanently and confirmed as even more awesome
« Reply #6489 on: June 25, 2023, 10:04:46 PM »
The lass on his shoulders must have a great view, he's six-foot five isn't he?

Offline Axl Rose

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Re: Tyrone Mings - signed permanently and confirmed as even more awesome
« Reply #6490 on: June 25, 2023, 10:12:31 PM »
I love that man

I love that bum bag he's wearing, also!

Are they still called bum bags??

Offline LeeB

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Re: Tyrone Mings - signed permanently and confirmed as even more awesome
« Reply #6491 on: June 25, 2023, 10:19:36 PM »
I love that man

I love that bum bag he's wearing, also!

Are they still called bum bags??

Yeah, said the same to my missus!

Offline Toronto Villa

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Re: Tyrone Mings - signed permanently and confirmed as even more awesome
« Reply #6492 on: June 25, 2023, 10:20:16 PM »
I love that man

I love that bum bag he's wearing, also!

Are they still called bum bags??

Fanny pack out here

Offline Axl Rose

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Re: Tyrone Mings - signed permanently and confirmed as even more awesome
« Reply #6493 on: June 25, 2023, 11:06:14 PM »
:D

Offline edgysatsuma89

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Re: Tyrone Mings - signed permanently and confirmed as even more awesome
« Reply #6494 on: June 26, 2023, 12:16:31 AM »
The lass on his shoulders must have a great view, he's six-foot five isn't he?

Is he taller than Luke Shaw?

 


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