If you’re reading, Ben:
1. Sort the website out, it’s a mess of different logins and inconsistencies, but I suspect you know that because your old company built it.
2. Please make it much easier to buy decent food and drink at the ground. That does not mean more Terrace View rubbish dressed up to sound like the fans wanted it.
3. Please do something about the state of the toilets. You’re sometimes charging people over 60 a pop to come to the matches, yet you have toilet facilities straight out of the 1980s.
4. Please turn the PA system down.
5. I said PLEASE TURN IT DOWN.