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Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: NSWE Investment
« Reply #825 on: May 14, 2019, 06:51:36 PM »
Muffins is where it's at.

Online Sexual Ealing

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Re: NSWE Investment
« Reply #826 on: May 14, 2019, 06:53:15 PM »
I must decline. It's very important, football wise, that I see it at home, where I carry the name of the borough.

Offline Rodders

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Re: NSWE Investment
« Reply #827 on: May 14, 2019, 06:56:00 PM »
Bravo, SE.

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Re: NSWE Investment
« Reply #828 on: May 14, 2019, 07:14:49 PM »
Crumpets need to be burnt and with butter and marmite on.

Not sure about the marmite, but definitely burnt and crispy on the top. You must then leave them to cool down a little and then spread a big dollop of cold butter across the top. The butter should never melt through the crumpet.

Offline Percy McCarthy

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Re: NSWE Investment
« Reply #829 on: May 14, 2019, 07:19:38 PM »
Fuck, I thought we’d been bought out again.

Offline IFWaters

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Re: NSWE Investment
« Reply #830 on: May 14, 2019, 07:29:05 PM »
Right. I have knocked up a batch of batter.

For the avoidance of doubt, the pikelets - pyglyd (pitchy bread) - or "poor man's crumpets" (so called because the making of pikelets infers that one isn't well orf enough to own a crumpet ring - are the freeform items going crisp around the edges on the outside. Absolutely textbook.

The crumpet is in the ring and is a crumpet.

I'm cooking them on buttered greaseproof direct on the slow ring of the Aga. That's how we roll in the Shires - and anyway, the servants are away and I haven't a clue how the washing up works.











I will be eating them with butter and Golden Syrup.

Fuck The Albion.

Get a stall and sell them outside the Trinity.

Offline Rodders

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Re: NSWE Investment
« Reply #831 on: May 14, 2019, 07:56:27 PM »
Right. I have knocked up a batch of batter.

For the avoidance of doubt, the pikelets - pyglyd (pitchy bread) - or "poor man's crumpets" (so called because the making of pikelets infers that one isn't well orf enough to own a crumpet ring - are the freeform items going crisp around the edges on the outside. Absolutely textbook.

The crumpet is in the ring and is a crumpet.

I'm cooking them on buttered greaseproof direct on the slow ring of the Aga. That's how we roll in the Shires - and anyway, the servants are away and I haven't a clue how the washing up works.











I will be eating them with butter and Golden Syrup.

Fuck The Albion.

Get a stall and sell them outside the Trinity.

I think my next baking effort will be some tatty scones for SJM as a reward for the hat trick he's going to score tonight!

Online Drummond

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Re: NSWE Investment
« Reply #832 on: May 14, 2019, 08:03:36 PM »
Top work! (and yes re butter and Marmite though I don't mind just butter) though they're good with peanut butter too...

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Re: NSWE Investment
« Reply #833 on: May 15, 2019, 08:24:38 PM »
Speaking of crumpet, Mallory's changed her location to Birmingham and posted a nice pic in the VP tunnel with the caption "Off to Wembley like #UTV". Think she's warming to us.

Offline Dazvillain

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Re: NSWE Investment
« Reply #834 on: May 15, 2019, 09:18:04 PM »
I want to read about investment here ... can’t u lot start a cooking thread !?

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Re: NSWE Investment
« Reply #835 on: May 15, 2019, 09:24:13 PM »
I want to read about investment here ... can’t u lot start a cooking thread !?

Defo purchase a crumpet ring as an investment.

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Re: NSWE Investment
« Reply #836 on: May 15, 2019, 10:06:49 PM »
I want to read about investment here ... can’t u lot start a cooking thread !?

Defo purchase a crumpet ring as an investment.

They're all crumpet rings once I've had a go...self censoring. Not appropriate.

Offline Ger Regan

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Re: NSWE Investment
« Reply #837 on: May 15, 2019, 10:27:50 PM »
I have to say, the last few crumpet-related pages are probably the most british thing that i've ever experienced.

Offline Ads

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Re: NSWE Investment
« Reply #838 on: May 15, 2019, 10:28:12 PM »
This thread...

Abe Simpson gif. springs to mind.

Offline four fornicholl

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Re: NSWE Investment
« Reply #839 on: May 15, 2019, 10:35:32 PM »
Right. I have knocked up a batch of batter.

For the avoidance of doubt, the pikelets - pyglyd (pitchy bread) - or "poor man's crumpets" (so called because the making of pikelets infers that one isn't well orf enough to own a crumpet ring - are the freeform items going crisp around the edges on the outside. Absolutely textbook.

The crumpet is in the ring and is a crumpet.

I'm cooking them on buttered greaseproof direct on the slow ring of the Aga. That's how we roll in the Shires - and anyway, the servants are away and I haven't a clue how the washing up works.











I will be eating them with butter and Golden Syrup.

Fuck The Albion.

Get a stall and sell them outside the Trinity.

I think my next baking effort will be some tatty scones for SJM as a reward for the hat trick he's going to score tonight!
A potato cake is a fantastic accompliament to a full English. Fuck you derby.

 


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