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Online pauliewalnuts

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Re: Bruce staying
« Reply #16950 on: July 31, 2018, 10:53:39 AM »
I knew about the shitting into a cup, but wasn't aware of the involvement of a wardrobe. Are you saying he shat into a cup on the floor, from atop a wardrobe? Pretty impressive aiming, if so. Disgustingly impressive.

I think it was a wardrobe but it was definitely from a height.

Thinking about it, anyone can shit in a cup without the involvement of height, factor in distance and gravity and it's a whole new ball game.

It'd certainly liven up Britain's Got Talent.

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Re: Bruce staying
« Reply #16951 on: July 31, 2018, 10:58:18 AM »
I'm pretty sure this is on the television already?

Offline Risso

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Re: Bruce staying
« Reply #16952 on: July 31, 2018, 11:10:47 AM »
I knew about the shitting into a cup, but wasn't aware of the involvement of a wardrobe. Are you saying he shat into a cup on the floor, from atop a wardrobe? Pretty impressive aiming, if so. Disgustingly impressive.

That's exactly right.

It got a mention in the World Cup thread as well:

Stone me, Steve Harrison has just popped up on BBC Breakfast, they are asking him about his time with Southgate at Palace. I'd ask him about something completely different.

"Steve, was it apparent from early on that Southgate's intelligence marked him out as a future manager, and importantly, how do you shit into a polystyrene cup from the top of a wardrobe".

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Re: Bruce staying
« Reply #16953 on: July 31, 2018, 11:12:32 AM »
I knew about the shitting into a cup, but wasn't aware of the involvement of a wardrobe. Are you saying he shat into a cup on the floor, from atop a wardrobe? Pretty impressive aiming, if so. Disgustingly impressive.

I think it was a wardrobe but it was definitely from a height.

Thinking about it, anyone can shit in a cup without the involvement of height, factor in distance and gravity and it's a whole new ball game.

It'd certainly liven up Britain's Got Talent.

*Alan Partridge mode on*

Idea for a new television show, Two Girls, One Cup, featuring Steve Harrison.

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Re: Bruce staying
« Reply #16954 on: July 31, 2018, 11:17:51 AM »
My wanders in these instances to the inception of the idea and the process involved in refining one's skills.

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Re: Bruce staying
« Reply #16955 on: July 31, 2018, 11:22:15 AM »
Was he Glen Peen in disguise?

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Re: Bruce staying
« Reply #16956 on: July 31, 2018, 11:58:54 AM »
Peen was the very devil for faecal formulations, curling one out and cupping other chaps'  slenders.

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Re: Bruce staying
« Reply #16957 on: July 31, 2018, 12:00:14 PM »
Peen was the very devil for faecal formulations, curling one out and cupping other chaps'  slenders.
And utterly tedious as I recall.  Don't encourage a come back.

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Re: Bruce staying
« Reply #16958 on: July 31, 2018, 12:01:03 PM »
Was it a wardrobe? I thought it was a 6 step aluminium step ladder.

Offline adrenachrome

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Re: Bruce staying
« Reply #16959 on: July 31, 2018, 12:09:54 PM »
I heard he defecated on someone's laptop for shits and giggles, but it might have been in one of the Ross O'Carroll Kelly novels.

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Re: Bruce staying
« Reply #16960 on: July 31, 2018, 12:22:43 PM »
Peen was the very devil for faecal formulations, curling one out and cupping other chaps'  slenders.
And utterly tedious as I recall.  Don't encourage a come back.

I'd forgotten about him, H&V's most tedious poster ever.

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Re: Bruce staying
« Reply #16961 on: July 31, 2018, 12:38:17 PM »
I liked him.

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Re: Bruce staying
« Reply #16962 on: July 31, 2018, 12:40:20 PM »
and me,

but I like the odd balls

Online Legion

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Re: Bruce staying
« Reply #16963 on: July 31, 2018, 12:46:15 PM »
Peen was the very devil for faecal formulations, curling one out and cupping other chaps'  slenders.
And utterly tedious as I recall.  Don't encourage a come back.

I'd forgotten about him, H&V's most tedious poster ever.

His ode to Emile Heskey was pretty good.

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Re: Bruce staying
« Reply #16964 on: July 31, 2018, 12:51:11 PM »
One minor thing that may explain a thing or two to our wonderful management team is Bruce trusts more Calderwood on the bench than the more progressive and attacking Agnew.

You can lead a donkey to water..
But a pencil has to be lead

 


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