January Transfer Window Rumours/Suggestions/Hearsay/Heresy/Horseplay

[nodge]

I don't do Twitter much but I'm pretty sure yesterday on the way to the game it popped up that Gary Gardner and Stan Petrov had started following Chris Kirkland. Is he still alive?

[Matt C]

Retired.

[brontebilly]

A Twitter source seems to think Jordan Rhodes is pretty much nailed on for January.

Would be a strange one, we don't really play with orthodox wingers

[Exeter 77]

I don't do Twitter much but I'm pretty sure yesterday on the way to the game it popped up that Gary Gardner and Stan Petrov had started following Chris Kirkland. Is he still alive?

Time waster extraordinare.

[in exile]

I don't do Twitter much but I'm pretty sure yesterday on the way to the game it popped up that Gary Gardner and Stan Petrov had started following Chris Kirkland. Is he still alive?

He's been doing work for SKY a fair bit recently

[Gareth]

Sat there today I actually thought Joey Barton alongside Jedinak would make a good combination...at first I felt sick thinking it but I couldn't shake that it would work.
 

Close the door behind you when you leave...no no it's ok I'll get your coat for you.

I think I'll hang around...bit like Hutton I'll never leave

[Malandro]

I think he died.

Nastylee

I don't think we can afford to be picky about good players who could help us get promoted, just because they aren't alive. That's rather a bigoted attitude.

I agree. He's cheap and can play for our stiffs

[brian green]

And a shroud pleaser.

[Bad English]

He's a dead ball specialist.

[Richard E]

Is this link genuine or is it just a rumour that someone's passed on?

[olaftab]

No dead in the water I am afraid as his agent said he is going to a far loftier place than Villa Park.

[Chinchilla Bathhouse]

I can't see him moving at all. Still, we cadaver go. 

[LeeB]

I can't see him moving at all. Still, we cadaver go. 

I fear we'd be coffin up a fortune.

[brian green]

Bury might take him on loan.

[mr underhill]

But only in the dead of night