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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #75 on: May 06, 2016, 01:53:12 PM »
Cueing up all these puns is meaningless. Nothing can cushion the blow of watching us play.


Offline in exile

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #76 on: May 06, 2016, 03:11:58 PM »
Which one's Bacuna?
The one grinning after being booed.
It's all a load of balls anyway

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #77 on: May 06, 2016, 06:03:55 PM »
Arrow time? Is Oliver Queen about to buy us?

That's just typical - he will be away on an Island for 5 years while everyone thinks he's dead, then lose all his money to his girlfriend by season 3!

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #78 on: May 06, 2016, 07:35:25 PM »
Cueing up all these puns is meaningless. Nothing can cushion the blow of watching us play.



And if we're not sold soon, Lerner will pocket any transfer fees before he makes a break for it.

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #79 on: May 06, 2016, 08:25:22 PM »
Thats it. We're Snookered.

And we've reached an alltime Lowe.

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #80 on: May 06, 2016, 09:32:01 PM »
And for those watching in black and white, the team in claret and blue are a bunch of useless tossers.

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #81 on: May 06, 2016, 10:22:37 PM »
Arrow time? Is Oliver Queen about to buy us?

That's just typical - he will be away on an Island for 5 years while everyone thinks he's dead, then lose all his money to his girlfriend by season 3!

Are you sure that's not Randy?

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #82 on: May 07, 2016, 12:09:42 AM »
But...back to the arrow.

'Oh, Jerry. Why should we reach for the moon
When we have the stars?'


(Thanks to Bette Davis)
« Last Edit: May 07, 2016, 12:12:10 AM by Louzie04Remi »

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #83 on: May 07, 2016, 08:05:15 AM »
Yow dorty rot.

James Cagney.

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #84 on: May 07, 2016, 09:04:00 AM »
Andy Devine. I've been trying to think of his name for days.

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #85 on: May 07, 2016, 01:11:13 PM »
Nice one.  Andy Devine who spoke as though his voice had never broken properly. Great actor from a golden age of Hollywood.

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #86 on: May 07, 2016, 01:45:33 PM »
Nice one.  Andy Devine who spoke as though his voice had never broken properly. Great actor from a golden age of Hollywood.

As opposed to Devine Brown whose voice always sounded as though she had a mouthful of Hugh Grant's ...Oh, hang on a minute...

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #87 on: May 07, 2016, 03:45:41 PM »
Did she walk like a man?

 


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