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Offline Villa in Denmark

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #75 on: May 06, 2016, 01:53:12 PM »
Cueing up all these puns is meaningless. Nothing can cushion the blow of watching us play.

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Offline in exile

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #76 on: May 06, 2016, 03:11:58 PM »
Quote from: peter w on May 06, 2016, 11:23:53 AM
Which one's Bacuna?
The one grinning after being booed.
It's all a load of balls anyway
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Offline junxs

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #77 on: May 06, 2016, 06:03:55 PM »
Arrow time? Is Oliver Queen about to buy us?

That's just typical - he will be away on an Island for 5 years while everyone thinks he's dead, then lose all his money to his girlfriend by season 3!
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Online German James

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #78 on: May 06, 2016, 07:35:25 PM »
Quote from: Villa in Denmark on May 06, 2016, 01:53:12 PM
Cueing up all these puns is meaningless. Nothing can cushion the blow of watching us play.



And if we're not sold soon, Lerner will pocket any transfer fees before he makes a break for it.
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Offline Nunkin1965

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #79 on: May 06, 2016, 08:25:22 PM »
Thats it. We're Snookered.

And we've reached an alltime Lowe.
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Offline papa lazarou

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #80 on: May 06, 2016, 09:32:01 PM »
And for those watching in black and white, the team in claret and blue are a bunch of useless tossers.
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Offline Villa in Denmark

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #81 on: May 06, 2016, 10:22:37 PM »
Quote from: junxs on May 06, 2016, 06:03:55 PM
Arrow time? Is Oliver Queen about to buy us?

That's just typical - he will be away on an Island for 5 years while everyone thinks he's dead, then lose all his money to his girlfriend by season 3!

Are you sure that's not Randy?
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Offline Louzie0

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #82 on: May 07, 2016, 12:09:42 AM »
But...back to the arrow.

'Oh, Jerry. Why should we reach for the moon
When we have the stars?'


(Thanks to Bette Davis)
« Last Edit: May 07, 2016, 12:12:10 AM by Louzie04Remi »
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Offline brian green

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #83 on: May 07, 2016, 08:05:15 AM »
Yow dorty rot.

James Cagney.
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Online dave.woodhall

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #84 on: May 07, 2016, 09:04:00 AM »
Andy Devine. I've been trying to think of his name for days.
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Offline brian green

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #85 on: May 07, 2016, 01:11:13 PM »
Nice one.  Andy Devine who spoke as though his voice had never broken properly. Great actor from a golden age of Hollywood.
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Offline dave shelley

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #86 on: May 07, 2016, 01:45:33 PM »
Quote from: brian green on May 07, 2016, 01:11:13 PM
Nice one.  Andy Devine who spoke as though his voice had never broken properly. Great actor from a golden age of Hollywood.

As opposed to Devine Brown whose voice always sounded as though she had a mouthful of Hugh Grant's ...Oh, hang on a minute...
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Offline peter w

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #87 on: May 07, 2016, 03:45:41 PM »
Did she walk like a man?
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