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Online kippaxvilla2

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #45 on: May 05, 2016, 09:22:56 AM »
I am lead to believe that Ashley's favourite holiday destination is Westwood Ho.
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Offline mamuu

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #46 on: May 05, 2016, 09:30:01 AM »
what a let down.
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Offline The Laughing Policeman

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #47 on: May 05, 2016, 09:34:39 AM »
Why are they called The Red Arrows when they are so obviously aeroplanes?
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Online dave.woodhall

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #48 on: May 05, 2016, 09:35:48 AM »
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Offline Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #49 on: May 05, 2016, 10:36:17 AM »


'What's that Lassie?"
"Woof"
"There's a commotion at the old Lerner place?"
"Woof woof!"
"Sven Goran Ericsson and a Chinese Billionaire?"
"Woof woof woof!"
"Admin? Who the fuck is Admin?"
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Offline peter w

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #50 on: May 05, 2016, 11:12:02 AM »
"What's that lassie"
"Woof"
"You want to do what to me"?
"Woof woof"
"Fk off I'm trying to sleep"
"Woof woof woof"
"I said FK O...where are you putting that paw..."?
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Online edgysatsuma89

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #51 on: May 05, 2016, 01:52:36 PM »
Quote from: TonyD on May 04, 2016, 10:09:19 PM
My neighbour has had a quote for a conservatory.

Conservatory - "That pigeon over there keeps shitting on my head"
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Online Rudy Can't Fail

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #52 on: May 05, 2016, 03:00:02 PM »
A Midsummer house dream.
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Offline SamTheMouse

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #53 on: May 05, 2016, 03:13:18 PM »
"Is this a uPVC door I see before me, the handle toward my hand?"
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Offline dave shelley

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #54 on: May 05, 2016, 06:41:18 PM »
Roomeo, Roomeo, wherefore art thou Roomeo?
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Offline Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #55 on: May 05, 2016, 06:58:33 PM »
The Two Gentlemen of Verandah
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Offline Steve R

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #56 on: May 05, 2016, 07:54:54 PM »
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this Patio
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Offline HolmesyVilla

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #57 on: May 06, 2016, 12:20:29 AM »
"What's that Lassie?"
"Moo"
"Wait a minute, where the fucks Lassie gone?"
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Offline West Derby Villan

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #58 on: May 06, 2016, 01:12:38 AM »
Forget Lassie, you'll do
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Offline brian green

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Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #59 on: May 06, 2016, 08:18:52 AM »
Wake up kid.  Grab these fucking books willya. I am outa here.  My agent has got me a try out for Black Bag in Viz.  I ain't your bitch no more.
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