Arrow Time

[kippaxvilla2]

I am lead to believe that Ashley's favourite holiday destination is Westwood Ho.

[mamuu]

what a let down.

[The Laughing Policeman]

Why are they called The Red Arrows when they are so obviously aeroplanes?

[dave.woodhall]

what a let down.

Massive.

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

'What's that Lassie?"
"Woof"
"There's a commotion at the old Lerner place?"
"Woof woof!"
"Sven Goran Ericsson and a Chinese Billionaire?"
"Woof woof woof!"
"Admin? Who the fuck is Admin?"

[peter w]

"What's that lassie"
"Woof"
"You want to do what to me"?
"Woof woof"
"Fk off I'm trying to sleep"
"Woof woof woof"
"I said FK O...where are you putting that paw..."?

[edgysatsuma89]

My neighbour has had a quote for a conservatory.

Conservatory - "That pigeon over there keeps shitting on my head"

[Rudy Can't Fail]

A Midsummer house dream.

[SamTheMouse]

"Is this a uPVC door I see before me, the handle toward my hand?"

[dave shelley]

Roomeo, Roomeo, wherefore art thou Roomeo?

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

The Two Gentlemen of Verandah

[Steve R]

This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this Patio

[HolmesyVilla]

"What's that Lassie?"
"Moo"
"Wait a minute, where the fucks Lassie gone?"

[West Derby Villan]

Forget Lassie, you'll do

[brian green]

Wake up kid.  Grab these fucking books willya. I am outa here.  My agent has got me a try out for Black Bag in Viz.  I ain't your bitch no more.