collapse collapse

Please donate to help towards the costs of keeping this site going. Thank You.

Recent Topics

Winter 25-26 Transfer Window - hopes, speculation, rumours etc. by Brend'Watkins
[Today at 12:24:37 PM]
Aston Villa vs Everton pre-match thread by The Edge
[Today at 12:24:01 PM]
Donyell Malen by PeterWithe
[Today at 12:21:51 PM]
My Dad by papa lazarou
[Today at 12:17:09 PM]
FFP by Crown Hill
[Today at 12:05:14 PM]
Brian Madjo by ozzjim
[Today at 10:14:11 AM]
GUESS THE CROWD R14: ASTON VILLA v Everton Sunday, 18th January! by sid1964
[Today at 06:52:49 AM]
Unai Emery by Rory
[Today at 02:00:21 AM]

Recent Posts

Follow us on...

« previous next »
Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5 6   Go Down

Author Topic: Arrow Time  (Read 18043 times)

Online kippaxvilla2

  • Member
  • Posts: 29646
  • Location: Hatfield - the nice part of Donny.
Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #45 on: May 05, 2016, 09:22:56 AM »
I am lead to believe that Ashley's favourite holiday destination is Westwood Ho.
Logged

Offline mamuu

  • Member
  • *
  • Posts: 75
  • GM : 20.09.2026
Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #46 on: May 05, 2016, 09:30:01 AM »
what a let down.
Logged

Offline The Laughing Policeman

  • Member
  • Posts: 5403
  • Age: 79
  • Location: Harborne
  • GM : 25.03.2017
Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #47 on: May 05, 2016, 09:34:39 AM »
Why are they called The Red Arrows when they are so obviously aeroplanes?
Logged

Offline dave.woodhall

  • Moderator
  • Member
  • *
  • Posts: 64087
  • Location: Treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry.
Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #48 on: May 05, 2016, 09:35:48 AM »
Logged

Offline Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle

  • Member
  • *
  • Posts: 27709
  • Location: Couché dans le caniveau en regardant les étoiles.
  • GM : 30.08.2026
Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #49 on: May 05, 2016, 10:36:17 AM »


'What's that Lassie?"
"Woof"
"There's a commotion at the old Lerner place?"
"Woof woof!"
"Sven Goran Ericsson and a Chinese Billionaire?"
"Woof woof woof!"
"Admin? Who the fuck is Admin?"
Logged

Offline peter w

  • Member
  • Posts: 35469
  • Location: Istanbul
Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #50 on: May 05, 2016, 11:12:02 AM »
"What's that lassie"
"Woof"
"You want to do what to me"?
"Woof woof"
"Fk off I'm trying to sleep"
"Woof woof woof"
"I said FK O...where are you putting that paw..."?
Logged

Offline edgysatsuma89

  • Member
  • Posts: 6581
Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #51 on: May 05, 2016, 01:52:36 PM »
Quote from: TonyD on May 04, 2016, 10:09:19 PM
My neighbour has had a quote for a conservatory.

Conservatory - "That pigeon over there keeps shitting on my head"
Logged

Offline Rudy Can't Fail

  • Member
  • Posts: 42140
  • Location: In the Shade
    • http://www.heroespredictions.co.uk/pl/
Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #52 on: May 05, 2016, 03:00:02 PM »
A Midsummer house dream.
Logged

Online SamTheMouse

  • Member
  • *
  • Posts: 11709
  • Location: The Land of the Fragrant Founders of Human Rights, Fine Wines & Bikinis
  • GM : 29.09.2026
Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #53 on: May 05, 2016, 03:13:18 PM »
"Is this a uPVC door I see before me, the handle toward my hand?"
Logged

Online dave shelley

  • Member
  • *
  • Posts: 16176
  • Age: 77
  • Location: between a rock and a hard place
  • GM : 01.02.2026
Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #54 on: May 05, 2016, 06:41:18 PM »
Roomeo, Roomeo, wherefore art thou Roomeo?
Logged

Offline Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle

  • Member
  • *
  • Posts: 27709
  • Location: Couché dans le caniveau en regardant les étoiles.
  • GM : 30.08.2026
Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #55 on: May 05, 2016, 06:58:33 PM »
The Two Gentlemen of Verandah
Logged

Offline Steve R

  • Member
  • Posts: 3347
  • Age: 74
  • GM : Aug, 2013
Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #56 on: May 05, 2016, 07:54:54 PM »
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this Patio
Logged

Offline HolmesyVilla

  • Member
  • Posts: 214
Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #57 on: May 06, 2016, 12:20:29 AM »
"What's that Lassie?"
"Moo"
"Wait a minute, where the fucks Lassie gone?"
Logged

Offline West Derby Villan

  • Member
  • Posts: 13600
  • Location: Turn left junction 21A
  • GM : 09.05.2022
Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #58 on: May 06, 2016, 01:12:38 AM »
Forget Lassie, you'll do
Logged

Offline brian green

  • Member
  • Posts: 18357
  • Age: 87
  • Location: Nice France
  • GM : 19.06.2020
Re: Arrow Time
« Reply #59 on: May 06, 2016, 08:18:52 AM »
Wake up kid.  Grab these fucking books willya. I am outa here.  My agent has got me a try out for Black Bag in Viz.  I ain't your bitch no more.
Logged
Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5 6   Go Up
« previous next »
 

SimplePortal 2.3.6 © 2008-2014, SimplePortal