Before I go to bed Mal, I need to know whether this statue we are putting up to Lambert will be of him sitting down with his notepad or standing up clapping his hands? It must be something of quality as befits the man.
Quote from: brian green on November 08, 2014, 09:44:43 PMBefore I go to bed Mal, I need to know whether this statue we are putting up to Lambert will be of him sitting down with his notepad or standing up clapping his hands? It must be something of quality as befits the man.He will have one hand raised showing four fingers and a thumb to commemorate the five goals we have scored this season, the least in all divisions.
Quote from: walsall villain on November 08, 2014, 09:56:29 PMQuote from: brian green on November 08, 2014, 09:44:43 PMBefore I go to bed Mal, I need to know whether this statue we are putting up to Lambert will be of him sitting down with his notepad or standing up clapping his hands? It must be something of quality as befits the man.He will have one hand raised showing four fingers and a thumb to commemorate the five goals we have scored this season, the least in all divisions.We haven't scored a single goal at the Holte End this season and we're well into November. Blimey.
The only reason Lambert didn't do a McLeish style fist pump in the direction of the directors box after claiming that mighty point was because you're more likely to find rocking horse shit at one of our games than you are one of our directors these days.
. The goals for column though is of massive concern now. Almost a third of the season gone and we've scored a measly 5 goals !!
What a prick Lambert is. Jotting down god knows what on his notepad. I'm sick of the sight of him and that gum munching testicle, Keane.A point is nice, but a little bit of ambition please Paul, you absolute scrotum.
Quote from: aj2k77 on November 08, 2014, 09:09:19 PMQuote from: Gregorys Boy on November 08, 2014, 09:03:44 PMQuote from: saunders_heroes on November 08, 2014, 08:57:04 PMI think the most worrying part about Villa under Lerner/Lambert is that we go into games without a single intention of trying to win. Instead we surrender possesion from the off, sit back and defend for our lives and hope we hit them on the break at some point. That's why whenever we're not losing a game we're on tenterhooks waiting for the final whistle. It's absolutely dreadful to watch and depressing to think this is Aston Villa under Randy Lerner and Paul Lambert. It can't end quick enough for me. But isn't the point that today given the run we have been on than it was important to be hard to beat and then see anything else as a bonus. I agree that Lambert is too negative, but today it was important to try and scrap for at least a point and we did that, and even played decent football in spells so why not talk about that?The problem is we are nearly always on a shit run. So that excuse always holds true, we are trying to find our form, the 0-0 was fine because we've been so bad lately, players are lacking confidence etc etc.On it's own a 0-0 at West Ham who have been playing well is a decent result. It's the consistently poor attempt at football we produce that is more worrying. Again today it's the same personel, the same tactics and the same bluntness going forward which makes me think even if we then win a game or two it's going to be back to another terrible run and that is life under Lambert.It's always the same and i'm fucking sick of him to be honest.But in the second half today I actually think we played some decent football. For a 0-0 I don't think it was a bad game today.
Quote from: Gregorys Boy on November 08, 2014, 09:03:44 PMQuote from: saunders_heroes on November 08, 2014, 08:57:04 PMI think the most worrying part about Villa under Lerner/Lambert is that we go into games without a single intention of trying to win. Instead we surrender possesion from the off, sit back and defend for our lives and hope we hit them on the break at some point. That's why whenever we're not losing a game we're on tenterhooks waiting for the final whistle. It's absolutely dreadful to watch and depressing to think this is Aston Villa under Randy Lerner and Paul Lambert. It can't end quick enough for me. But isn't the point that today given the run we have been on than it was important to be hard to beat and then see anything else as a bonus. I agree that Lambert is too negative, but today it was important to try and scrap for at least a point and we did that, and even played decent football in spells so why not talk about that?The problem is we are nearly always on a shit run. So that excuse always holds true, we are trying to find our form, the 0-0 was fine because we've been so bad lately, players are lacking confidence etc etc.On it's own a 0-0 at West Ham who have been playing well is a decent result. It's the consistently poor attempt at football we produce that is more worrying. Again today it's the same personel, the same tactics and the same bluntness going forward which makes me think even if we then win a game or two it's going to be back to another terrible run and that is life under Lambert.It's always the same and i'm fucking sick of him to be honest.
Quote from: saunders_heroes on November 08, 2014, 08:57:04 PMI think the most worrying part about Villa under Lerner/Lambert is that we go into games without a single intention of trying to win. Instead we surrender possesion from the off, sit back and defend for our lives and hope we hit them on the break at some point. That's why whenever we're not losing a game we're on tenterhooks waiting for the final whistle. It's absolutely dreadful to watch and depressing to think this is Aston Villa under Randy Lerner and Paul Lambert. It can't end quick enough for me. But isn't the point that today given the run we have been on than it was important to be hard to beat and then see anything else as a bonus. I agree that Lambert is too negative, but today it was important to try and scrap for at least a point and we did that, and even played decent football in spells so why not talk about that?
I think the most worrying part about Villa under Lerner/Lambert is that we go into games without a single intention of trying to win. Instead we surrender possesion from the off, sit back and defend for our lives and hope we hit them on the break at some point. That's why whenever we're not losing a game we're on tenterhooks waiting for the final whistle. It's absolutely dreadful to watch and depressing to think this is Aston Villa under Randy Lerner and Paul Lambert. It can't end quick enough for me.
Quote from: silhillvilla on November 08, 2014, 10:35:45 PM. The goals for column though is of massive concern now. Almost a third of the season gone and we've scored a measly 5 goals !!That is truly fucking hideous.Still, the chairman loves him, so there you go.