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Author Topic: Benteke facts (just for fun)  (Read 22775 times)

Offline mrfuse

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #30 on: December 03, 2012, 10:16:32 PM »
Superman wears Benteke pajamas
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Offline Salsa Party Animal

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #31 on: December 04, 2012, 06:31:47 AM »
Benteke is so powerful and strong which NFL, NBA, MMF, World Strongest man competition and Boxing organisation ban him from their sport to give a level playing field.


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Offline Steve R

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #32 on: December 04, 2012, 06:40:52 AM »
When Benteke shook hands with Prince William, Kate Middleton got pregnant.
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Online Rudy Can't Fail

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #33 on: December 04, 2012, 06:45:23 AM »
George Osborne pays Benteke's tax.
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Offline Colhint

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #34 on: December 04, 2012, 07:46:46 AM »
as do Starbucks and Amazon
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Offline dutchvilla

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #35 on: December 04, 2012, 08:14:43 AM »
Benteke drinks Powerthirst

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Online avfcpg

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #36 on: December 04, 2012, 08:18:40 AM »
Ghosts often sit round a fire late at night and tell haunting tales of Christian Benteke
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Offline PaulTheVillan

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #37 on: December 04, 2012, 08:26:39 AM »
Benteke scores when he wants.
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Offline not3bad

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #38 on: December 04, 2012, 11:01:59 AM »
Benteke's guitar amplifier goes up to 11 1/2.
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Offline MarkM

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #39 on: December 04, 2012, 11:12:17 AM »
Don't make him angry...

You won't like him when he's angry....
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Offline Risso

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #40 on: December 04, 2012, 11:35:46 AM »
He's considering changing his name to Messieke.
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Offline Le Lapin

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #41 on: December 04, 2012, 11:36:18 AM »
Quote from: Steve Rose on December 04, 2012, 06:40:52 AM
When Benteke shook hands with Prince William, Kate Middleton got pregnant.

Thats the winner for me. Brilliant.
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Offline Concrete John

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #42 on: December 04, 2012, 11:41:09 AM »
Benteke is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
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Offline MarkM

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #43 on: December 04, 2012, 11:46:10 AM »
When the new NASA rover landed on Mars, it found some graffiti saying "Benteke was here!"
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Offline MarkM

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #44 on: December 04, 2012, 11:47:35 AM »
Benteke is the fifth horseman of the apocalypse
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