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Offline not3bad

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #45 on: December 04, 2012, 11:54:11 AM »
A Seven Nation Army couldn't hold Benteke back.
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Offline QBVILLA

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #46 on: December 04, 2012, 12:01:29 PM »
If Benteke fell in a deserted forest you would hear it.
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Offline MarkM

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #47 on: December 04, 2012, 12:53:38 PM »
If you look very carefully you can just about spot him on the grassy knoll!
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Offline bertlambshank

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #48 on: December 04, 2012, 01:23:21 PM »
Benteke is a regular contributor to top tips in Viz.
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Offline Clampy

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #49 on: December 04, 2012, 01:24:51 PM »
Benteke has a wallet with 'Bad Motherfucker' on it.
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Offline MarkM

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #50 on: December 04, 2012, 01:25:30 PM »
Have you seen the Stig and Benteke in the same room at the same time?
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Offline DerHammer

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #51 on: December 04, 2012, 02:14:25 PM »
Benteke has won all the Golden Boots ever, the awards ceremony is purely for the closest runners up.
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Offline *shellac*

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #52 on: December 04, 2012, 02:25:50 PM »
Benteke is the only man to have headlined Creamfields, Glastonbury, Reading, T in the Park, Hammerfest, Isle of Wight and St Albans International Organ Festival.

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Offline hawkeye

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #53 on: December 04, 2012, 02:28:51 PM »
Bentekes main Past Times are Crochet and Flower Arranging- Pussy
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Offline not3bad

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #54 on: December 04, 2012, 02:37:40 PM »
Quote from: hawkeye on December 04, 2012, 02:28:51 PM
Bentekes main Past Times are Crochet and Flower Arranging- Pussy

Indeed -  the ladies say they find the sensation quite pleasing.
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Offline N'ZMAV

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #55 on: December 04, 2012, 02:38:57 PM »
Benteke has a Penis as big as a Giraffes neck.
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Offline not3bad

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #56 on: December 04, 2012, 02:45:39 PM »
Benteke threw Steve Hodge into a volcano when he heard about Hodge's betrayal.  If he ever leaves Villa he fears the next guy we do a thread like this about will throw him into a volcano.
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Offline *shellac*

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #57 on: December 04, 2012, 02:50:12 PM »
Whenever Benteke flies a plane, God is his co-pilot.
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Offline regular_john

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #58 on: December 04, 2012, 03:51:38 PM »
Christian Benteke is the one who knocks
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Offline MarkM

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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
« Reply #59 on: December 04, 2012, 03:59:22 PM »
Benteke is not bothered by Kryptonite, he eats it for breakfast while stating that Superman is a pussy
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