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Topic: Benteke facts (just for fun) (Read 21388 times)
mrfuse
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Re: Benteke facts (just for fun)
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December 03, 2012, 10:16:32 PM »
Superman wears Benteke pajamas
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Salsa Party Animal
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December 04, 2012, 06:31:47 AM »
Benteke is so powerful and strong which NFL, NBA, MMF, World Strongest man competition and Boxing organisation ban him from their sport to give a level playing field.
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Steve R
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When Benteke shook hands with Prince William, Kate Middleton got pregnant.
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Rudy Can't Fail
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December 04, 2012, 06:45:23 AM »
George Osborne pays Benteke's tax.
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Colhint
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December 04, 2012, 07:46:46 AM »
as do Starbucks and Amazon
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dutchvilla
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December 04, 2012, 08:14:43 AM »
Benteke drinks Powerthirst
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avfcpg
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Ghosts often sit round a fire late at night and tell haunting tales of Christian Benteke
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PaulTheVillan
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December 04, 2012, 08:26:39 AM »
Benteke scores when he wants.
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not3bad
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December 04, 2012, 11:01:59 AM »
Benteke's guitar amplifier goes up to 11 1/2.
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MarkM
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December 04, 2012, 11:12:17 AM »
Don't make him angry...
You won't like him when he's angry....
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Risso
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He's considering changing his name to Messieke.
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Le Lapin
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December 04, 2012, 11:36:18 AM »
Quote from: Steve Rose on December 04, 2012, 06:40:52 AM
When Benteke shook hands with Prince William, Kate Middleton got pregnant.
Thats the winner for me. Brilliant.
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Concrete John
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December 04, 2012, 11:41:09 AM »
Benteke is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
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MarkM
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When the new NASA rover landed on Mars, it found some graffiti saying "Benteke was here!"
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MarkM
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Benteke is the fifth horseman of the apocalypse
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