Summer Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[ozzjim]

The mbia that's going to QPR?

[JJ-AV]

Maybe it'll be in a swap deal for Makoun?

Weren't Marseille trying to swap M'Bia for Barton the other day?

[Chris Jameson]

Twitter is abuzz with rumours of a mystery player at BH today. Rumour has it that it is Stephen M'Bia.

Didn't Ian Robo start this on that never-fucking-quiet Twtter account of his, based on the fact that someone texted him and said they'd seen a car enter BMH "with a black bloke in it who wasn't one of our players"?

I suppose it was inevitable that fucking idiot would be on Twitter.

[not3bad]

Twitter is abuzz with rumours of a mystery player at BH today. Rumour has it that it is Stephen M'Bia.

Didn't Ian Robo start this on that never-fucking-quiet Twtter account of his, based on the fact that someone texted him and said they'd seen a car enter BMH "with a black bloke in it who wasn't one of our players"?

I suppose it was inevitable that fucking idiot would be on Twitter.

Aston Villa News and Views headline - "Unknown Player at Bodymoor Heath"

[maidstonevillain]

I'll happily stay "behind" if it means not spending double figures on Matt fucking Jarvis.

And yes, look where Lerner's transfer policy has landed us over the last two seasons - in two relegation scares.

I can't understand what he was thinking when we bought Bent.

[dave.woodhall]

Twitter is abuzz with rumours of a mystery player at BH today. Rumour has it that it is Stephen M'Bia.

Didn't Ian Robo start this on that never-fucking-quiet Twtter account of his, based on the fact that someone texted him and said they'd seen a car enter BMH "with a black bloke in it who wasn't one of our players"?

I suppose it was inevitable that fucking idiot would be on Twitter.

On Twitter? He's 'on' Twitter in the same way the Nazis were 'on' France.

[PaulTheVillan]

Karl Henry.

[Phil from the upper holte]

I can't see that there is any truth in Henry..even in jest please

[Dr Butler]

Karl Henry.

Lenny Henry.

[mr underhill]

Al Jolson

[Ben H]

Karl Henry.

Lenny Henry.

Beat me to it...

[ricmbut82]

If it is Karl Henry, I would seriously consider topping myself...

[Concrete John]

Twitter is abuzz with rumours of a mystery player at BH today. Rumour has it that it is Stephen M'Bia.

Didn't Ian Robo start this on that never-fucking-quiet Twtter account of his, based on the fact that someone texted him and said they'd seen a car enter BMH "with a black bloke in it who wasn't one of our players"?

I suppose it was inevitable that fucking idiot would be on Twitter.

Aston Villa News and Views headline - "Unknown Player at Bodymoor Heath"

Maybe it's Makoun and it's just Lambert that doesn't recognise him?

[Irish villain]

Hopefully it is either a left back, striker or creative midfielder.

[villa `cross the mersey]

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