The Heskey Countdown

[wombat]

I was thrilled when we signed Fashanu.

But that's because I was more interested in Gladiators at that age than I was interested in football.

At that time I would have rather had Ulrika on the pitch than Fash!

Ulrika..... best line ever from Bob Mortimer 'Those are the longest tits i've ever seen!!!'

[Louzie0]

"The Heskey Countdown" sounds like an episode title for The Big Bang Theory

Or the latest discovered manuscript from Robert Ludlum -

The Scarlatti Inheritance (1971)
 The Osterman Weekend (1972)
 The Matlock Paper (1973)
 Trevayne (1973, writing under the pen-name Jonathan Ryder)
 The Cry of the Halidon (1974, writing under the pen-name Jonathan Ryder)
 The Rhinemann Exchange (1974)
 The Road to Gandolfo (1975, writing under the pen-name Michael Shepherd)
 The Gemini Contenders (1976)
 The Chancellor Manuscript (1977)
 The Holcroft Covenant (1978)
 The Matarese Circle (1979)
 The Bourne Identity (1980)
 The Parsifal Mosaic (1982)
 The Aquitaine Progression (1984)
 The Bourne Supremacy (1986)
 The Icarus Agenda (1988)
 The Bourne Ultimatum (1990)
 The Road to Omaha (1992)
 The Scorpio Illusion (1993)
 The Apocalypse Watch (1995)
 The Matarese Countdown (1997)
 The Prometheus Deception (2000)
 
[edit] Credited to Ludlum, published posthumously
 The Sigma Protocol (2001, the last novel written entirely by Ludlum)
 The Janson Directive (2002)
 The Tristan Betrayal (2003)
 The Ambler Warning (2005)
 The Bancroft Strategy (2006)

The Heskey Countdown (2012)