New H&V: Now with added competition and small prize for the winner...

[cheltenhamlion]

Trinity road I would imagine. When stood in front of it.

[The Laughing Policeman]

If this is The Holte End where's The Upper Holte End?

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

Is that next week's issue?

Are you the BRMB shadow?

Do you accept Euros?

Where's the Holte End?

Your fourth answer is very close indeed...

Where's the Holte start?

[UK Redsox]

Again, I sold the least. I think I might retire gracefully.

But you did get asked what may well be the best question ever asked to a H&V seller. And I was there to witness it!

I assume that this happened after I left you two

[bertlambshank]

Where's the Kop?

[rjp]

Where's Villa Park? (I fear for humanity if that's correct)

[PeterWithesShin]

Again, I sold the least. I think I might retire gracefully.

But you did get asked what may well be the best question ever asked to a H&V seller. And I was there to witness it!

I assume that this happened after I left you two

It was indeed. Legion deserved a medal for keeping a straight face and giving a very polite and helpful answer. I meanwhile was pissing myself laughing and really struggling not to give a sarcastic reply.

[Chris Harte]

Almost certainly wrong but,

Is this the Sports Argus?

[Percy McCarthy]

Is that next week's issue?

Are you the BRMB shadow?

Do you accept Euros?

Where's the Holte End?

Your fourth answer is very close indeed...

I was asked the first three last night. The last one is an old favourite.

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

Where are the A V floodlights?

[MarkM]

Again, I sold the least. I think I might retire gracefully.

Best spot after the match is on the zebra crossing by the church. Just under the street light you get the flow of people from Witton Lane and Trinity Road.

I used to sell loads on that spot. [I guess it may have been down to my charm and movie star good looks though?]

[TheSandman]

Where's Villa Park? (I fear for humanity if that's correct)

That reminds me of the time a few months back when I was on the train from New Street going to Walsall. Walsall were playing Brighton that day and there were a few Brighton fans on the train. Anyway, after a while they all started to wonder if they were on the right train before one of them piped up 'Don't worry, there's the stadium there' pointing right at Villa Park.

[Legion]

Again, I sold the least. I think I might retire gracefully.

Best spot after the match is on the zebra crossing by the church. Just under the street light you get the flow of people from Witton Lane and Trinity Road.

I used to sell loads on that spot. [I guess it may have been down to my charm and movie star good looks though?]

That's my regular after-match spot.

[MarkM]

Again, I sold the least. I think I might retire gracefully.

Best spot after the match is on the zebra crossing by the church. Just under the street light you get the flow of people from Witton Lane and Trinity Road.

I used to sell loads on that spot. [I guess it may have been down to my charm and movie star good looks though?]

That's my regular after-match spot.

If your still not selling many, then I guess it was my charm and good looks!

I always suspected it was!

[Clampy]

Were you asked by a foreign Arsenal fan if this was Villa Park?