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Offline Bosco81

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Re: Women and the offside rule - Andy Gray sacked
« Reply #615 on: January 26, 2011, 03:20:13 PM »
Key's is talking about ''dark forces'' what a knob.

I can see another David Icke on our hands, give his job to that nice Nick Owen.

I second that, and team him up with Anne Diamond like the good old days.


I can see the Sky management meeting, "what we need is a fat bird so we don't get accused of just employing lookers".

I think Anne's got her hands full flogging all that gold.

Offline damon loves JT

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Re: Women and the offside rule - Andy Gray sacked
« Reply #616 on: January 26, 2011, 03:22:19 PM »
If Keys is serious about apologising, he actually needs to be interviewed by a woman.

Offline Chico Hamilton III

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Re: Women and the offside rule - Andy Gray sacked
« Reply #617 on: January 26, 2011, 03:24:20 PM »
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If Keys is serious about apologising, he actually needs to be interviewed by a woman

That would be good

And the first thing she should ask him to do is explain the offside law in a way that everyone can understand.

Offline b23

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Re: Women and the offside rule - Andy Gray sacked
« Reply #618 on: January 26, 2011, 03:24:33 PM »
How about Anne Diamond ?

Offline Stu

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Re: Women and the offside rule - Andy Gray sacked
« Reply #619 on: January 26, 2011, 03:24:38 PM »
If Keys is serious about apologising, he actually needs to be interviewed by a woman.


A barely legal blond beauty with huge knockers?

Etc, etc...

Offline Stu

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Re: Women and the offside rule - Andy Gray sacked
« Reply #620 on: January 26, 2011, 03:26:35 PM »
If you say so.

Anyways, I'm off the internetz for a bit. The Clique are attacking... it's time to run for the hills and into The Mailbox meeting this 8/10 for some food.

Inabit Clique. Keep hating and calling people bigots. (Teh Loose Womenz can't be sexist though as they're women and it's OK for women to make jokes about men? Man makes joke about women = Bigot and sexist.)

Nah, you're off to watch Sky. The way you bang on about it all the time makes me think that you're the one who needs to get out more.

Ger's post explains everything. Read it, think about it and then post again.

Offline damon loves JT

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Re: Women and the offside rule - Andy Gray sacked
« Reply #621 on: January 26, 2011, 03:31:49 PM »
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If Keys is serious about apologising, he actually needs to be interviewed by a woman

That would be good

And the first thing she should ask him to do is explain the offside law in a way that everyone can understand.

Yes. Very good.

Online pauliewalnuts

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Re: Women and the offside rule - Andy Gray sacked
« Reply #622 on: January 26, 2011, 03:32:32 PM »



 Deleted my post last night paulie.......why was that?

I deleted your post?

I think you'll find I didn't

Offline Stu

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Re: Women and the offside rule - Andy Gray sacked
« Reply #623 on: January 26, 2011, 03:34:28 PM »



 Deleted my post last night paulie.......why was that?

I deleted your post?

I think you'll find I didn't

Barrysleftfoot blames 'dark forces' behind post deletion.

Online Chris Smith

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Re: Women and the offside rule - Andy Gray sacked
« Reply #624 on: January 26, 2011, 03:35:48 PM »
As Fagin sang in Oliver " I'm reviewing The Situation, can a fellow be a dickhead all his life?"


Offline bertlambshank

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Re: Women and the offside rule - Andy Gray sacked
« Reply #625 on: January 26, 2011, 03:36:10 PM »
Some people are a bit spikey today.

Offline Nev

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Re: Women and the offside rule - Andy Gray sacked
« Reply #626 on: January 26, 2011, 03:36:28 PM »
I never really disliked Keys apart from the usual Coventry/hates Villa angle.

Having heard the majority of the Talksport interview I have changed my opinion to the end that the man sounds as concieted and arrogant as I have ever heard during an interview. And I'm including Michael Gove.

His constant apologies became more hollow as trotted them out, his pleading for the press to leave Massey alone was breathtaking and I could hear the sound of digging getting louder and louder as the interview went on.

He would've been better off keeping his mouth shut, his head down and hope that the whole thing would die down.

And if I hear the word "banter" again I won't be resonsible for my actions. The new catch all excuse for ignorant, ill-judged and puerile statements.

Offline TimTheVillain

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Re: Women and the offside rule - Andy Gray sacked
« Reply #627 on: January 26, 2011, 03:36:35 PM »
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If Keys is serious about apologising, he actually needs to be interviewed by a woman

That would be good

And the first thing she should ask him to do is explain the offside law in a way that everyone can understand.

Do you know a woman who knows the offside rule ?

Most men don't know it, I get confused by it  - and it's a long-standing inter-sex joke that women generally don't know the offside rule.

Clearly a qualified Asst Ref would know the offside rule, but not many women !


Online pauliewalnuts

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Re: Women and the offside rule - Andy Gray sacked
« Reply #628 on: January 26, 2011, 03:37:08 PM »



 Deleted my post last night paulie.......why was that?

I deleted your post?

I think you'll find I didn't

Barrysleftfoot blames 'dark forces' behind post deletion.

The only way I would condone any deletion of material related to BLF's posts would be the bizarre three lines of white space at the start of them.

Well, that and the sexist nonsense from last night, but in this instance I didn't delete anything, and having checked the moderation log, neither has anyone else.

Offline Irreverent ad

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Re: Women and the offside rule - Andy Gray sacked
« Reply #629 on: January 26, 2011, 03:37:35 PM »
How about Anne Diamond ?

I'd smash it!

 


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