0% Villa: Rooney Shagged someone.

[Brian Taylor]

What's the difference between sex in marriage and sex you pay for?
Sex you pay for is a one-off transaction. Sex in marriage you pay the rest of your life. (Groucho Marx)
In this case Wayne may well be paying the rest of his life.
It is the price you pay for being rich and famous. She knew who he was. I wonder how many lesser known players play away?
Sad stuff. Silly boy!
I thought he played golf as a distraction. 18 holes probably not enough.

[Diablo]

Not sure if he'll not play against Switzerland now or it'll go the other way (and be a relief of sorts) now it's all out in the open, he might start scoring again

[Californian Villain]

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
What is it with these footballers who have stunning wives yet they are happy to pay for hookers. They deserve all they get. Paid obscene amounts of money at very young age and most struggle to cope with the trappings/pitfalls.

Coleen Rooney = stunning? Don't take the piss!

[Dante Lavelli]

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
What is it with these footballers who have stunning wives yet they are happy to pay for hookers. They deserve all they get. Paid obscene amounts of money at very young age and most struggle to cope with the trappings/pitfalls.

Coleen Rooney = stunning? Don't take the piss!

Have you seen Wayne?  She's from a completely different stage of evolution compared to him.
Anyway it's probably a good opportunity to use my favourite football quote, just incase no-one has heard it.

Interviewer:  So peter, what would you be if you weren't a footballer
Peter Crouch:  A virgin.

[VillaZogmariner]

Given a choice between Colleen, Cheryl, Clancy and whoever it is EB&LJT is married to, Colleen gets my vote every time.

[garyfouroaks]

Given a choice between Colleen, Cheryl, Clancy and whoever it is EB&LJT is married to, Colleen gets my vote every time.

Well Villa sub, your luck may be in, as she may soon be "unexpectedly available".

[abc123cox]

Colleen will never leave Wayne, its all about the money!

[garyfouroaks]

Poor kai, not only has he got a stupid name and scousers for parents ,but now this.

[TopDeck113]

Colleen will never leave Wayne, its all about the money!

Never say never, but you are probably right about the money.  He had 'form' for this sort of thing before they got married, but she chose to be with him. I would imagine that that was something to do with the OK magazine wedding and the ongoing WAG lifestyle, rather than her own dignity. 

[Phil from the upper holte]

Thought this was going to be about our new manager.

Rooney what a prick, He's lucky he has a good lookin wife that supported him after the first time

[Rancid custard]

Have you seen Wayne?  She's from a completely different stage of evolution compared to him.

Ha!

[garyfouroaks]

Rooney what a prick, He's lucky he has a good lookin wife that supported him after the first time

I think wayne should just front this up and say that Colleen is a lousy shag.

[john e]

I'm not sure if I'm on Heroes and Villains or Hello magazine.

its definiteley not Hello, everone is perfect in there, perfect homes, families, relationships etc

[darren woolley]

So shrek plays away again he will never learn.

[UK Redsox]

Colleen will never leave Wayne, its all about the money!

Yeah, Elin is really struggling for funds since she split from Eldrick.

Colleen would probably be better of financially if she dumped Wayne