0% Villa: Rooney Shagged someone.

[BannedUserIAT]

What a good girl she was sticking with him the last time this happened. Of course, not being married, she'd have got a few quid from the women's magazines and been forgotten about. Now she can take half,  get a nice little ongoing sum, still get her story in the magazines and then be forgotten about.

[The Man With A Stick]

United's next game?  Only Everton away.  That should be interesting.

[kipeye]

Bunny's real name is Jennifer and his parents live near Bolton, he likes Spanish holidays, partying and dressing up. He funds his passion for Stoke City with an evening job with an agency.

[olaftab]

As Troy said this will end in a million pound contract with Hello where Colleen  describes in  50 words, and 2000 pictures of her house and baby,   with the headline  " How I found the courage to forgive Wayne"!

[Bunny@Stoke]

Bunny's real name is Jennifer and his parents live near Bolton, he likes Spanish holidays, partying and dressing up. He funds his passion for Stoke City with an evening job with an agency.

uncanny

[ChrissyPrice]

I don't care.

I'm not a big England fan but the timing of this hardly helps does it? Our tabloid press is appalling.

[pablopicasso_10]

i dont see the difference between this whore, and the one he had a kid with....

same with that blonde slut who allegedly "loves" timmy from southpark, errm, i mean peter crouch...

these gold digging whores certainly wouldnt give ugly bastards like crouch and rooney the time of day if they werent rich well known footballers... let alone "forgive them" for shagging around on them...

which in my opinion, makes them career whores...

[Shrek]

Do I taste abit of bitterness mate?

[Irish villain]

Pass me a bucket to be sick in.

[Diablo]

Rooney what a prick, He's lucky he has a good lookin wife that supported him after the first time

I think wayne should just front this up and say that Colleen is a lousy shag.

Hahahaha! That's genius! I reckon even the Everton fans would go easier on him if he came out and said that. (You should get a job as a Spin Doctor)

[midnite]

I think the bitch should be sued.
He buys her services at £1000 a night. This agency he uses promises discression and secrecy them she flogs her story to the paper.
Yeah the guy is a dickhead for doing it. Coleen is gorgeous but he is paying a premium for things to be kept secret. The call girls should keep their mouths shut (outside the bedroom of course).


I'm not saying this as a Wayne Rooney fan. Yes I like watching England play, it will effect him on the pitch (unless the fact he wasn't seein her in south Africa was the reason he was so shit of course).

I just don't get the whole deal with why this is such big news. The Pakistan cricket scandal was a great piece of jounalism. This is rubbish.

[PeterWithe]

i dont see the difference between this whore, and the one he had a kid with....

same with that blonde slut who allegedly "loves" timmy from southpark, errm, i mean peter crouch...

these gold digging whores certainly wouldnt give ugly bastards like crouch and rooney the time of day if they werent rich well known footballers... let alone "forgive them" for shagging around on them...

which in my opinion, makes them career whores...

Harsh, extremely harsh. She's known Rooney since well before he became famous.

[PeterWithe]

As Troy said this will end in a million pound contract with Hello where Colleen  describes in  50 words, and 2000 pictures of her house and baby,   with the headline  " How I found the courage to forgive Wayne"!

*Nods sagely*

[Holtenderinthesky]

Poor kai, not only has he got a stupid name and scousers for parents ,but now this.

Ahem...  And what is stupid about the name Kai?  Not everybody is lucky enough to be called Gary.

[olaftab]

I thought they may have taken a leaf out of Beckham's book by naming the baby .... Runcorn!