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Title: 0% Villa: Rooney Shagged someone.
Post by: Bunny@Stoke on September 04, 2010, 11:21:42 PM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/09/04/wayne-rooney-cheats-on-pregnant-wife-coleen-with-1k-a-night-prostitute-115875-22537906/

Mirror leading with it.
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: Apyadg on September 04, 2010, 11:24:36 PM
Wow, I'm glad we had that heads up.

Man has sex with prostitute, so fucking what.
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: hawkeye on September 04, 2010, 11:26:59 PM
get outa that one wazza
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: hawkeye on September 04, 2010, 11:29:13 PM
Wow, I'm glad we had that heads up.

Man has sex with prostitute, so fucking what.
its a disgrace all you had to wory about before was catching something, now the bitches go to the newspapers, what has the world come to?
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: D.boy on September 04, 2010, 11:29:40 PM
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
What is it with these footballers who have stunning wives yet they are happy to pay for hookers. They deserve all they get. Paid obscene amounts of money at very young age and most struggle to cope with the trappings/pitfalls.
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: wozwebs on September 04, 2010, 11:31:29 PM
Dirty scouse twat
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: hawkeye on September 04, 2010, 11:32:53 PM
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
What is it with these footballers who have stunning wives yet they are happy to pay for hookers. They deserve all they get. Paid obscene amounts of money at very young age and most struggle to cope with the trappings/pitfalls.
its beacuse they earn obcene amounts of money they are divorced from reality, although i know blokes who are as ugly and young as Rooney that would happily pay for sex, but they could not afford it
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: D.boy on September 04, 2010, 11:33:13 PM
Nice to see wayne has been busy in one box after his no show at the world cup.
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: Bunny@Stoke on September 04, 2010, 11:34:47 PM
Nice to see wayne has been busy in one box after his no show at the world cup.

arf
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: Quiet Lion on September 04, 2010, 11:35:46 PM
So this is why he was shit at the world cup ?
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: pauliewalnuts on September 04, 2010, 11:36:31 PM
I love this

Quote
He told a pal yesterday: “My life is in ruins…I’ve been so stupid. Coleen won’t forgive me this time. She will leave me.”

Does any on the entire planet really, really believe he said that to a "pal"?
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: wozwebs on September 04, 2010, 11:39:57 PM
"I never imagined Wayne Rooney would ever be one of my clients. I know a lot of people call him Shrek but he's actually not that ugly when you're sat in front of him."

In the NOTW too now
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: hawkeye on September 04, 2010, 11:40:57 PM
I love this

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He told a pal yesterday: “My life is in ruins…I’ve been so stupid. Coleen won’t forgive me this time. She will leave me.”

Does any on the entire planet really, really believe he said that to a "pal"?
I think the fact that the sentance contains 20 words is a bit of a give away
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: Ross on September 04, 2010, 11:41:14 PM
Oh well, that was one of the stories floating around before/during the world cup.  Just two injunctions to go now....
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: D.boy on September 04, 2010, 11:47:34 PM
Ashley Cole/Terry/Crouch/Rooney. They all have stunning wifes/girlfriends so them straying can't be to find better looking women (the other woman rarely is beter looking). My missus thinks its because they have so much money they don't know what to do for excitement.
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: hawkeye on September 05, 2010, 12:01:29 AM
maybe getting married at a stupidly young age has something to do with it
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: pauliewalnuts on September 05, 2010, 12:02:51 AM
maybe getting married at a stupidly young age has something to do with it

That and being stupid.
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: Apyadg on September 05, 2010, 12:03:36 AM
I'm not sure if I'm on Heroes and Villains or Hello magazine.
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: The Man With A Stick on September 05, 2010, 12:06:40 AM
Next time he berates England fans over their "loyal support", maybe he ought to take a look in the mirror.
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: Perry Barr Pet on September 05, 2010, 12:11:46 AM
Next time he berates England fans over their "loyal support", maybe he ought to take a look in the mirror.

Nice one TMWAS!
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: hawkeye on September 05, 2010, 12:13:49 AM
maybe getting married at a stupidly young age has something to do with it

That and being stupid.
if i was his age and shacked up with my teenage sweet heart then i can understand that maybe i might want a bit of alternative action, the fact that he is stupid enough not to realise that any girl he pays for or even just shags is going to run off to the papers,
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: D.boy on September 05, 2010, 12:14:36 AM
I think the "Does your Mrs know your here" song will get worn out this season.
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: Villa'Zawg on September 05, 2010, 12:15:10 AM
Dirty scouse twat

She's from Bolton.

 "He also had sex there with a 48-year-old grandmother known as “Auld Slapper”, who wore a rubber catsuit." You've got to love that sentence.

Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: Muscle-Dolphin on September 05, 2010, 12:15:48 AM
Next time he berates England fans over their "loyal support", maybe he ought to take a look in the mirror.
Well said.  Often in life, it's the most vocal self righteous that are the most scandalous.
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: DB on September 05, 2010, 12:16:07 AM
maybe getting married at a stupidly young age has something to do with it

So if you get married young, it means you pay for sex?
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: D.boy on September 05, 2010, 12:17:44 AM
Everyone who gets married pays for sex in one way or another.
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: hawkeye on September 05, 2010, 12:31:22 AM
maybe getting married at a stupidly young age has something to do with it

So if you get married young, it means you pay for sex? its an option
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: olaftab on September 05, 2010, 12:58:28 AM
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
What is it with these footballers who have stunning wives yet they are happy to pay for hookers. They deserve all they get. Paid obscene amounts of money at very young age and most struggle to cope with the trappings/pitfalls.

Coleen is hardly stunning...just an average looking check out girl made good not that that should be an excuse.  I think she  will be OK with Wayne playing away..... money matters!
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: olaftab on September 05, 2010, 12:59:41 AM
Everyone who gets married pays for sex in one way or another.

Every man pays for it in one way or another married or not!
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: Villa'Zawg on September 05, 2010, 01:02:11 AM
Everyone who gets married pays for sex in one way or another.

Every man pays for it in one way or another married or not!


Have you seen the price of broadband, HD screens and tissues? It's outrageous.
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: Brian Taylor on September 05, 2010, 01:25:44 AM
What's the difference between sex in marriage and sex you pay for?
Sex you pay for is a one-off transaction. Sex in marriage you pay the rest of your life. (Groucho Marx)
In this case Wayne may well be paying the rest of his life.
It is the price you pay for being rich and famous. She knew who he was. I wonder how many lesser known players play away?
Sad stuff. Silly boy!
I thought he played golf as a distraction. 18 holes probably not enough.
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: Diablo on September 05, 2010, 02:16:07 AM

Not sure if he'll not play against Switzerland now or it'll go the other way (and be a relief of sorts) now it's all out in the open, he might start scoring again
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: Californian Villain on September 05, 2010, 02:32:16 AM
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
What is it with these footballers who have stunning wives yet they are happy to pay for hookers. They deserve all they get. Paid obscene amounts of money at very young age and most struggle to cope with the trappings/pitfalls.

Coleen Rooney = stunning? Don't take the piss!
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: Dante Lavelli on September 05, 2010, 02:47:34 AM
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
What is it with these footballers who have stunning wives yet they are happy to pay for hookers. They deserve all they get. Paid obscene amounts of money at very young age and most struggle to cope with the trappings/pitfalls.


Coleen Rooney = stunning? Don't take the piss!


Have you seen Wayne?  She's from a completely different stage of evolution compared to him.
Anyway it's probably a good opportunity to use my favourite football quote, just incase no-one has heard it.

Interviewer:  So peter, what would you be if you weren't a footballer
Peter Crouch:  A virgin.
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: VillaZogmariner on September 05, 2010, 03:24:09 AM
Given a choice between Colleen, Cheryl, Clancy and whoever it is EB&LJT is married to, Colleen gets my vote every time.
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: garyfouroaks on September 05, 2010, 07:56:53 AM
Given a choice between Colleen, Cheryl, Clancy and whoever it is EB&LJT is married to, Colleen gets my vote every time.

Well Villa sub, your luck may be in, as she may soon be "unexpectedly available".
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: abc123cox on September 05, 2010, 08:08:53 AM
Colleen will never leave Wayne, its all about the money!
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: garyfouroaks on September 05, 2010, 08:13:52 AM
Poor kai, not only has he got a stupid name and scousers for parents ,but now this.
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: TopDeck113 on September 05, 2010, 08:26:20 AM
Colleen will never leave Wayne, its all about the money!

Never say never, but you are probably right about the money.  He had 'form' for this sort of thing before they got married, but she chose to be with him. I would imagine that that was something to do with the OK magazine wedding and the ongoing WAG lifestyle, rather than her own dignity. 
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on September 05, 2010, 08:41:32 AM
Thought this was going to be about our new manager.

Rooney what a prick, He's lucky he has a good lookin wife that supported him after the first time
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: Rancid custard on September 05, 2010, 08:50:59 AM

Have you seen Wayne?  She's from a completely different stage of evolution compared to him.


Ha!
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: garyfouroaks on September 05, 2010, 08:53:13 AM
Rooney what a prick, He's lucky he has a good lookin wife that supported him after the first time
I think wayne should just front this up and say that Colleen is a lousy shag.
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: john e on September 05, 2010, 09:17:42 AM
I'm not sure if I'm on Heroes and Villains or Hello magazine.


its definiteley not Hello, everone is perfect in there, perfect homes, families, relationships etc

Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: darren woolley on September 05, 2010, 09:39:46 AM
So shrek plays away again he will never learn.
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: UK Redsox on September 05, 2010, 09:42:50 AM
Colleen will never leave Wayne, its all about the money!

Yeah, Elin is really struggling for funds since she split from Eldrick.

Colleen would probably be better of financially if she dumped Wayne
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: BannedUserIAT on September 05, 2010, 10:26:05 AM
What a good girl she was sticking with him the last time this happened. Of course, not being married, she'd have got a few quid from the women's magazines and been forgotten about. Now she can take half,  get a nice little ongoing sum, still get her story in the magazines and then be forgotten about.
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: The Man With A Stick on September 05, 2010, 10:27:34 AM
United's next game?  Only Everton away.  That should be interesting.
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: kipeye on September 05, 2010, 10:29:57 AM
Bunny's real name is Jennifer and his parents live near Bolton, he likes Spanish holidays, partying and dressing up. He funds his passion for Stoke City with an evening job with an agency.
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: olaftab on September 05, 2010, 10:41:55 AM
As Troy said this will end in a million pound contract with Hello where Colleen  describes in  50 words, and 2000 pictures of her house and baby,   with the headline  " How I found the courage to forgive Wayne"!
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: Bunny@Stoke on September 05, 2010, 11:11:04 AM
Bunny's real name is Jennifer and his parents live near Bolton, he likes Spanish holidays, partying and dressing up. He funds his passion for Stoke City with an evening job with an agency.

uncanny
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: ChrissyPrice on September 05, 2010, 11:36:12 AM
I don't care.

I'm not a big England fan but the timing of this hardly helps does it? Our tabloid press is appalling.
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: pablopicasso_10 on September 05, 2010, 12:15:12 PM
i dont see the difference between this whore, and the one he had a kid with....

same with that blonde slut who allegedly "loves" timmy from southpark, errm, i mean peter crouch...

these gold digging whores certainly wouldnt give ugly bastards like crouch and rooney the time of day if they werent rich well known footballers... let alone "forgive them" for shagging around on them...

which in my opinion, makes them career whores...
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: Shrek on September 05, 2010, 12:16:50 PM
Do I taste abit of bitterness mate?
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: Irish villain on September 05, 2010, 12:19:17 PM
Pass me a bucket to be sick in.
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: Diablo on September 05, 2010, 12:27:56 PM
Rooney what a prick, He's lucky he has a good lookin wife that supported him after the first time
I think wayne should just front this up and say that Colleen is a lousy shag.

Hahahaha! That's genius! I reckon even the Everton fans would go easier on him if he came out and said that. (You should get a job as a Spin Doctor)
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: midnite on September 05, 2010, 12:38:07 PM
I think the bitch should be sued.
He buys her services at £1000 a night. This agency he uses promises discression and secrecy them she flogs her story to the paper.
Yeah the guy is a dickhead for doing it. Coleen is gorgeous but he is paying a premium for things to be kept secret. The call girls should keep their mouths shut (outside the bedroom of course).


I'm not saying this as a Wayne Rooney fan. Yes I like watching England play, it will effect him on the pitch (unless the fact he wasn't seein her in south Africa was the reason he was so shit of course).

I just don't get the whole deal with why this is such big news. The Pakistan cricket scandal was a great piece of jounalism. This is rubbish.
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: PeterWithe on September 05, 2010, 01:14:43 PM
i dont see the difference between this whore, and the one he had a kid with....

same with that blonde slut who allegedly "loves" timmy from southpark, errm, i mean peter crouch...

these gold digging whores certainly wouldnt give ugly bastards like crouch and rooney the time of day if they werent rich well known footballers... let alone "forgive them" for shagging around on them...

which in my opinion, makes them career whores...

Harsh, extremely harsh. She's known Rooney since well before he became famous.
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: PeterWithe on September 05, 2010, 01:15:10 PM
As Troy said this will end in a million pound contract with Hello where Colleen  describes in  50 words, and 2000 pictures of her house and baby,   with the headline  " How I found the courage to forgive Wayne"!

*Nods sagely*
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: Holtenderinthesky on September 05, 2010, 01:37:55 PM
Poor kai, not only has he got a stupid name and scousers for parents ,but now this.
Ahem...  And what is stupid about the name Kai?  Not everybody is lucky enough to be called Gary.
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: olaftab on September 05, 2010, 01:51:44 PM
I thought they may have taken a leaf out of Beckham's book by naming the baby .... Runcorn!
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: D.boy on September 05, 2010, 01:54:35 PM
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
What is it with these footballers who have stunning wives yet they are happy to pay for hookers. They deserve all they get. Paid obscene amounts of money at very young age and most struggle to cope with the trappings/pitfalls.

Coleen Rooney = stunning? Don't take the piss!
I was using the term in he broad sense, she isn't a ghost frightener though.
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: freakypete on September 05, 2010, 01:59:01 PM
rooney is a thick scouse,as like most of these overpaid over hyped self centred so called celebrities,
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: Stu on September 05, 2010, 02:12:44 PM
rooney is a thick scouse,as like most of these overpaid over hyped self centred so called celebrities,

I didn't know that most UK celebs came from Liverpool. Interesting.
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: Pete3206 on September 05, 2010, 02:17:51 PM
rooney is a thick scouse,as like most of these overpaid over hyped self centred so called celebrities,

I didn't know that most UK celebs came from Liverpool. Interesting.

Only the thick ones.
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: Bunny@Stoke on September 05, 2010, 02:35:49 PM
I thought they may have taken a leaf out of Beckham's book by naming the baby .... Runcorn!


They have, apparently it's Kai Hard-shoulder-of-the-M56 Rooney
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: Michel Sibble on September 05, 2010, 02:37:29 PM
Story has brooooken, like the first mooooorning!

I'll get my sweatshirt...
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: Nigel Macdougall on September 05, 2010, 02:51:48 PM
Could someone please tell me ,what has this got to do with Aston Villa ?
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: john e on September 05, 2010, 03:08:13 PM
Could someone please tell me ,what has this got to do with Aston Villa ?

a few tenuous links-

Rooney has played at Villa Park
Rooney plays for England alongside Villa player Ashley Young
Rooney has always said his ambition is to one day play for Villa

[yeah, ok i made one of them up]
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: greenwichvilla on September 05, 2010, 03:54:58 PM
He's fat,
He's scouse,
He's probably shagged your spouse,
Rooneeeeeeeyy, Rooooooonnneeeyyy
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: Mitcham on September 05, 2010, 04:28:29 PM
Perhaps Crouch had a BOGOF voucher from his session and did not get a chance to use it, so he gave it to good old Wayne.

Waste not want not and all that.
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: Hookeysmith on September 05, 2010, 06:07:54 PM
Always makes me laugh how the female of the species will question his motivation

"Its because they were sweathearts too young"
"Its the money that changes them"


maybe just maybe if she blew him a bit more he would not go????
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: Somniloquism on September 05, 2010, 07:32:36 PM
I think the bitch should be sued.
He buys her services at £1000 a night. This agency he uses promises discression and secrecy them she flogs her story to the paper.


And she left the agency when she went with Wayne separately so she didn't have to pay them any commission. Any smart person would have seen someone who prizes money above anything else and was no longer gagged with a confidentiality order. But we are talking about Rooney here.

I agree with Troy though. Colleen is nothing without Rooney. She knows this and it is why she forgave him last time. I'm expecting her to forgive him again personally. The only reason she is on TV and has her "own sponsorship and work" is because she is Mrs Shrek. At least Posh and Cheryl were well known before their footballers came into their lives.
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: garyfouroaks on September 05, 2010, 07:43:05 PM
Well at least Colleen can take some comfort from the fact that Wayne is now away in a five star hotel with Crouchy, JT and Asley to keep him on the straight and narrow.
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: pablopicasso_10 on September 05, 2010, 08:21:04 PM
Do I taste abit of bitterness mate?
only if you are eating lemons...
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: richl on September 05, 2010, 08:23:01 PM
There is more to come apparently! someone apparently got caught in south  africa with a women who apparently charged money for a fuck, apparently
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: D.boy on September 05, 2010, 09:40:21 PM
Little head rules big head or lead on dick I'm right behind you.
I would imagine there are more household names to appear in the press for similar incidents over the cumming weeks.
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: eamonn on September 06, 2010, 12:00:40 AM
Since BE seems to have disappeared -

That fookin thread title is a disgrace. Vague and -3.5% Villa to boot.
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: olaftab on September 06, 2010, 12:40:29 AM
There is more to come apparently! someone apparently got caught in south  africa with a women who apparently charged money for a fuck, apparently

They all got caught in South Africa  "shagging" the fans to the hilt!
Title: Re: Story has now broken
Post by: Pongos hat2 on September 06, 2010, 03:43:52 AM
This has been unde super injunction for a while. So it explains his non show at the world cup.
Title: Re: 0% Villa: Rooney Shagged someone.
Post by: damon loves JT on September 06, 2010, 07:37:56 AM
I am at heathrow waiting for a flight out  to switzerland. Terminal 5 is full of tabloid snappers heading out to play hide and seek with Rooney. It is going to be a long day, and worse tomorrow. I wonder if I'll get arrested
Title: Re: 0% Villa: Rooney Shagged someone.
Post by: Gazinks on September 06, 2010, 07:47:00 AM
And they said he didn't score. If only they knew!!!
Title: Re: 0% Villa: Rooney Shagged someone.
Post by: midnite on September 06, 2010, 08:03:02 AM
I am at heathrow waiting for a flight out  to switzerland. Terminal 5 is full of tabloid snappers heading out to play hide and seek with Rooney. It is going to be a long day, and worse tomorrow. I wonder if I'll get arrested

That's quite funny. The paps are at the wrong airport. I'm sure England are flying from Luton.
Title: Re: 0% Villa: Rooney Shagged someone.
Post by: damon loves JT on September 06, 2010, 08:09:55 AM
They're flying out to Basel to meet them
Title: Re: 0% Villa: Rooney Shagged someone.
Post by: midnite on September 06, 2010, 09:00:17 AM
Damn it.... There's me thinking there'd be a load of paparazzi just sitting there, looking at their watches wondering what time the squad is due to turn up
Title: Re: 0% Villa: Rooney Shagged someone.
Post by: Simon Ward on September 06, 2010, 09:13:57 AM
Ashley Cole/Terry/Crouch/Rooney. They all have stunning wifes/girlfriends so them straying can't be to find better looking women (the other woman rarely is beter looking). My missus thinks its because they have so much money they don't know what to do for excitement.

How about scoring goals for England at a World Cup?
Title: Re: 0% Villa: Rooney Shagged someone.
Post by: ktvillan on September 06, 2010, 09:19:52 AM
Everyone who gets married pays for sex in one way or another.

Every man pays for it in one way or another married or not!


Have you seen the price of broadband, HD screens and tissues? It's outrageous.

Well that more or less confirms something I'd long suspected.






(just kidding VD)
Title: Re: 0% Villa: Rooney Shagged someone.
Post by: Lucky Eddie on September 06, 2010, 09:25:41 AM
Give the lad a break, he's a young bloke who can't drink excessively and can't take drugs. You lot sound like the fuckin amish - you never had a days fun in your lives? Never done anything slightly wild?

Don't you know any blokes in their twenties? The one's I know are all lunatics who'll do pretty much anything to make their mates laugh.

A suitable punisment for Rooney would be an immediate transfer to Aston Villa.
Title: Re: 0% Villa: Rooney Shagged someone.
Post by: Pete3206 on September 06, 2010, 09:34:36 AM
If the press got off his back he might perform on the pitch, but oh no, they've got their lowest common denominator comics to peddle haven't they?

If the allegations are true, then it's a pretty despicable thing to do to your wife and family. But that's their business and frankly I don't give a shit.

Rooney is a brilliant player and I would like to see him play well for England, not hear about indiscretions which are nothing to do with anybody but him and his.
 
Title: Re: 0% Villa: Rooney Shagged someone.
Post by: PaulTheVillan on September 06, 2010, 09:48:11 AM
Rooneys next league game is at Goodison Park on Saturday.

Funny how these things work out.
Title: Re: 0% Villa: Rooney Shagged someone.
Post by: Pongos hat2 on September 06, 2010, 10:54:37 AM
Rooneys next league game is at Goodison Park on Saturday.

Funny how these things work out.
I think now he's got the torment/monkey off his back there might be a backlash from him in football terms.
Title: Re: 0% Villa: Rooney Shagged someone.
Post by: Namaste on September 06, 2010, 01:11:21 PM
Rooneys next league game is at Goodison Park on Saturday.

Funny how these things work out.

Hilarious, I hope he gets abuse.

I have no compassion or sympathy for Rooney whatsoever; life is given to them and they choose to pour shame on themselves.
Title: Re: 0% Villa: Rooney Shagged someone.
Post by: PaulTheVillan on September 06, 2010, 01:19:27 PM
I'll take Colleen off his hands if he's fed up of her.
Title: Re: 0% Villa: Rooney Shagged someone.
Post by: nipper on September 06, 2010, 07:10:33 PM
mmmmmm, yes Colleen. You wouldn't climb over her to get to me would you?
Title: Re: 0% Villa: Rooney Shagged someone.
Post by: supertom on September 06, 2010, 07:18:42 PM
I really can't watch England anymore. Bunch of cretins, and he's one of this biggest of a bad bunch. Horrible, irksome, arse ugly twat!

The thing I dislike about most footballers is the fact that generally these were the one's at school who thought they were hot shit and picked on the wheezy kids. Threw their weight around and acted like their shit don't stink. They were the thick as shit kids who couldn't be bothered to study because they were good at kicking footballs. And if you grow up being an arsehole, chances are you'll still be an arsehole in adult life. Add obscene money to the equation it makes them worse. There are exceptions, but I'd say in a minority.
Remember a bloke at my school who ended up becoming a pro-footballer, as well as another who almost made it. Both utter pricks. I might be generalising, but I don't care!  ;D
Title: Re: 0% Villa: Rooney Shagged someone.
Post by: Toronto Villa on September 06, 2010, 07:52:07 PM
you reap what you sow
Title: Re: 0% Villa: Rooney Shagged someone.
Post by: eamonn on September 07, 2010, 02:30:48 AM
Remember a bloke at my school who ended up becoming a pro-footballer, as well as another who almost made it. Both utter pricks. I might be generalising, but I don't care!  ;D

Darren Byfield always struck me as a lovely lad.
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Post by: LeeB on September 07, 2010, 07:55:16 AM
you reap what you sow

When you sleep with a 'ho.
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Post by: supertom on September 07, 2010, 01:42:23 PM
Remember a bloke at my school who ended up becoming a pro-footballer, as well as another who almost made it. Both utter pricks. I might be generalising, but I don't care!  ;D

Darren Byfield always struck me as a lovely lad.

Didn't he end up being a cheating shit and all?
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Post by: john e on September 07, 2010, 03:13:58 PM
I really can't watch England anymore. Bunch of cretins, and he's one of this biggest of a bad bunch. Horrible, irksome, arse ugly twat!

The thing I dislike about most footballers is the fact that generally these were the one's at school who thought they were hot shit and picked on the wheezy kids. Threw their weight around and acted like their shit don't stink. They were the thick as shit kids who couldn't be bothered to study because they were good at kicking footballs. And if you grow up being an arsehole, chances are you'll still be an arsehole in adult life. Add obscene money to the equation it makes them worse. There are exceptions, but I'd say in a minority.
Remember a bloke at my school who ended up becoming a pro-footballer, as well as another who almost made it. Both utter pricks. I might be generalising, but I don't care!  ;D


spiffing rant there old boy, top notch stuff
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Post by: Stu on September 07, 2010, 03:18:11 PM
I really can't watch England anymore. Bunch of cretins, and he's one of this biggest of a bad bunch. Horrible, irksome, arse ugly twat!

The thing I dislike about most footballers is the fact that generally these were the one's at school who thought they were hot shit and picked on the wheezy kids. Threw their weight around and acted like their shit don't stink. They were the thick as shit kids who couldn't be bothered to study because they were good at kicking footballs. And if you grow up being an arsehole, chances are you'll still be an arsehole in adult life. Add obscene money to the equation it makes them worse. There are exceptions, but I'd say in a minority.
Remember a bloke at my school who ended up becoming a pro-footballer, as well as another who almost made it. Both utter pricks. I might be generalising, but I don't care!  ;D

Read this for an American slant on those spoiled, sporty fuckers at school: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=dumbassjocks
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Post by: mjlions on September 07, 2010, 04:36:03 PM
http://newsarse.com/2010/09/07/rooney-fit-to-face-swiss-prostitutes-confirms-capello/
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Post by: Pongos hat2 on September 08, 2010, 11:49:04 AM
My betting is he'l be a Real Madrid player by the end of January.
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Post by: Simon Ward on September 08, 2010, 11:54:06 AM
http://www.sabotagetimes.com/football-sport/diary-of-a-pro-footballer-the-truth-about-sex-and-footballers/

Unbelievable!
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Post by: Ads on September 08, 2010, 11:56:33 AM
My betting is he'l be a Real Madrid player by the end of January.

What odds are you giving?
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Post by: Pongos hat2 on September 08, 2010, 01:01:31 PM
My betting is he'l be a Real Madrid player by the end of January.

What odds are you giving?
Rooney has about 18 months left on his contract and he has stalled on his contract since January. Now we know why!. Also his agent has been supposedly courting Real Madrid since then aswell. But it was also supposedly his agent coursing mischief but again now that doesnt look like the case.

I think as things stand i'd give you 3-1. Any club other than Man Utd i'd give you evens.
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Post by: usav on September 08, 2010, 01:12:12 PM
I loved the quote attributed to Colleen in the Sun yesterday, which was via a 'family friend', that when Wayne offered to pull out of the Switzerland game to try and salvage his marriage she said "just go and play football".

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Post by: Chris Smith on September 08, 2010, 01:18:21 PM
Cheating on your wife or husband is a bad thing. However, every day there will be solicitors, bin men, teachers, bus drivers, hairdressers and even the unemployed doing exactly that. This is nothing to do with him being a footballer and everything to do with him being a human being and subject to the weaknesses that any of us can be prone to. Why anyone, outside of their immediate family and friends, cares is something I'm struggling to understand.
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Post by: Chico Hamilton III on September 08, 2010, 01:31:21 PM
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Why anyone, outside of their immediate family and friends, cares is something I'm struggling to understand.

Coca Cola are paying him £600k per year, Nike are throwing £1m per year at him. If they want to save a few quid they could always sponsor the nearest binman, teacher or bus driver.

 They're paying that kind of money because it's Wayne Rooney and If I'm forced to see his fat face on every billboard then the least I deserve is to get some juicy gossip about him knocking off tarts at a grand a chuck so I can laugh at him.

"British media, best in the world, Eddie"
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Post by: Brend'Watkins on September 08, 2010, 01:35:04 PM
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Why anyone, outside of their immediate family and friends, cares is something I'm struggling to understand.

Coca Cola are paying him £600k per year, Nike are throwing £1m per year at him. If they want to save a few quid they could always sponsor the nearest binman, teacher or bus driver.

 They're paying that kind of money because it's Wayne Rooney and If I'm forced to see his fat face on every billboard then the least I deserve is to get some juicy gossip about him knocking off tarts at a grand a chuck so I can laugh at him.

"British media, best in the world, Eddie"

Nike and Coca Cola taking the Moral high ground, what next?
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Post by: Chico Hamilton III on September 08, 2010, 01:37:54 PM
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Nike and Coca Cola taking the Moral high ground, what next

I love it. Nike, Coca-Cola, Rooney.

Maybe he should be the next Gillette poster boy?

Tiger, Thierry and Wayne
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Post by: Pongos hat2 on September 08, 2010, 01:49:03 PM
I loved the quote attributed to Colleen in the Sun yesterday, which was via a 'family friend', that when Wayne offered to pull out of the Switzerland game to try and salvage his marriage she said "just go and play football".
It's rubbish. Colleen would of known about him cheating weeks ago thats for certain. The legal attempts to stop the story spilling out had failed a while ago.The issue was when the media released the story.
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Post by: Somniloquism on September 08, 2010, 02:05:28 PM
I loved the quote attributed to Colleen in the Sun yesterday, which was via a 'family friend', that when Wayne offered to pull out of the Switzerland game to try and salvage his marriage she said "just go and play football".
It's rubbish. Colleen would of known about him cheating weeks ago thats for certain. The legal attempts to stop the story spilling out had failed a while ago.The issue was when the media released the story.

Not neccesarily. Wayne Bridge only found out about the terry stuff when he was asked for quotes before the story broke. Wayne could easily have got his lawyers on the case without her knowing about it and only when the papers had the story tied down and virtually ready to print might she have known.
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Post by: Pongos hat2 on September 08, 2010, 02:59:43 PM
Que my earlier post.

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Real Madrid president Florentino monitoring Rooney Man Utd situation
08.09.10 | tribalfootball.com
READ MORE NEWS ON: Cristiano Ronaldo, Florentino Perez, Jose Mourinho, Manchester United, Real Madrid, Wayne Rooney
 Real Madrid president Florentino Perez is monitoring Wayne Rooney's situation at Manchester United.

The scandal that has hit Rooney's family has alerted the interest of Perez, who has also welcomed reports that new contract talks with United have stalled.

El Mundo Deportivo and Sport say Perez is convinced Rooney will seek an escape from England should the media storm not die down in the coming days.

Jose Mourinho has already confessed Rooney is the one player in the world he would love to work with, while the striker's former United teammate Cristiano Ronaldo has already urged the England ace to join him in Madrid.

Rooney's current deal has less than two years to run.

http://www.tribalfootball.com/real-madrid-president-florentino-monitoring-rooney-man-utd-situation-1102201

Tribal football but the Spanish sites they mention do indeed say what they say.
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Post by: Bent Neilsens Screamer on September 08, 2010, 03:12:44 PM
I think it would be good for the national team if a few more players played abroad, not that I really care either way.
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Post by: eastie on September 08, 2010, 04:47:02 PM
Apparently the prostitute charged him 20% extra on account of how ugly he was !
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Post by: supertom on September 08, 2010, 05:14:42 PM
Apparently the prostitute charged him 20% extra on account of how ugly he was !

She's not picky either, Titus Bramble got it for nothing! Ha ha! Rooney must be gutted, I bet he always thought, "At least I'm better looking than Titus Bramble" but he isn't! He's 120% worse looking.
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Post by: Pongos hat2 on September 08, 2010, 05:18:10 PM
The press are trying to destroy him. The extra money is for confidentiality quite obviously.
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Post by: Tucson Villain on September 08, 2010, 05:24:57 PM
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Post by: Guy M on September 08, 2010, 11:09:20 PM
http://www.sabotagetimes.com/football-sport/diary-of-a-pro-footballer-the-truth-about-sex-and-footballers/

Unbelievable!
I find all that completely believable. What I find more incredible is Rohan Ricketts' career path (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rohan_Ricketts).

Back to Rooney... they were discussing the England game on Talk Shite this evening and whichever moron was 'presenting' at the time was basically praising Rooney and his ability to put all his off-the-field problems behind him and play well. Completely ignoring the massive elephant in the room that would be all the superinjunction shenanigans attempting to keep this stuff out of the news was precisely why his performances in the World Cup were so amazingly abject. Seems strange that this wasn't raised, but of course, silly me, it's back to build England up time again already.
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Post by: Pongos hat2 on September 09, 2010, 01:42:00 AM
Theres 3 more England players with super injunctions.
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Post by: Pongos hat2 on September 09, 2010, 08:08:02 AM
I'm hearing Rooney will retire from international football.
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Post by: Concrete John on September 09, 2010, 09:40:38 AM
I'm hearing Rooney will retire from international football.

Didn't the doctors tell you to start ignoring those voices in your head?
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Post by: claretandblue barmy on September 09, 2010, 10:29:57 AM
Tiger Woods, Wayne Rooney, Ashley Cole, Vernon Kay, John Terry, Mark Owen....

What have they all got in common ??

Wives who obviously need to make more of a f*cking effort !
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Post by: Pongos hat2 on September 09, 2010, 03:46:07 PM
Tiger Woods, Wayne Rooney, Ashley Cole, Vernon Kay, John Terry, Mark Owen....

What have they all got in common ??

Wives who obviously need to make more of a f*cking effort !
Theres allegedly 3 more England players to add to that list.
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Post by: pmk1981 on September 09, 2010, 04:17:33 PM
did you see that fit prossy made rooney pay ugly tax LOL
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Post by: Toronto Villa on September 09, 2010, 04:23:06 PM
Tiger Woods, Wayne Rooney, Ashley Cole, Vernon Kay, John Terry, Mark Owen....

What have they all got in common ??

Wives who obviously need to make more of a f*cking effort !

maybe they shouldn't have got married and in a number of those cases had kids in the first place. The wives have nothing to with it, and in most of those cases the wives are very attractive. I have never for the life of me understood why pro athletes get married and have kids in the prime of their careers. Get your fill of twat out of the way while you are at your peak atheltically and then settle down at the end of your career or after retirement.
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Post by: Brend'Watkins on September 09, 2010, 04:41:44 PM
Dwight Yorke should be used as a role model for players who like putting it about.  He didn't marry and openly shagged around to his heart's content in the knowledge he was young and unattached and therefore wasn't harming anybody.  He was right. 

Rooney's agent knowing Rooney as he should would have been aware that the trappings of fame and money would have Rooney wandering.  But I suppose he was too interested in the 10% that the wedding would bring him rather than him looking at his longer term investment which would bring him in far more.
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Post by: Chico Hamilton III on September 09, 2010, 04:44:21 PM
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openly shagged around to his heart's content in the knowledge he was young and unattached and therefore wasn't harming anybody

well yeah, except for when he fucked off and left Jordan with a disabled babby.
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Post by: Bent Neilsens Screamer on September 09, 2010, 04:55:10 PM
Get your fill of twat out of the way while you are at your peak atheltically

I’m seriously considering changing my signature to this.
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Post by: rutski on September 09, 2010, 09:55:16 PM
i think it is brilliant! Glad i have lived my life the this very ethos!!
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Post by: Pongos hat2 on September 10, 2010, 01:57:57 AM
Heh. Theres 2 almost identical articles here the first one i remember reading was originally identical to the second one  but Rooneys picture was later replaced with Mourhinhos and a few lines of speculation added. A day after the original article was posted again with this line added 'Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney to be offered a route out of English football by Real Madrid supremo Florentino Perez'.

Mourinho annoyed he's not in control at Madrid or making clear to Man Utd he's not to blame that Madrid are coming calling considering he supposedly wants the Utd job after Fergie?.

check it out.

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/premier-league/2010/09/08/2109066/real-madrid-to-offer-manchester-united-forward-wayne-rooney


http://www.goal.com/en/news/11/transfer-zone/2010/09/08/2108977/real-madrid-to-offer-manchester-united-forward-wayne-rooney
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Post by: Pongos hat2 on September 10, 2010, 08:21:24 AM
Sorry for spamming with supposed Rooney transfer news.

A post on a Man Utd forum from a couple of weeks ago!!!.
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A SOURCE FROM SPAIN CONFIRMED THAT ROONEY'S AGENT HELD A MEETING IN MADRID FOR CASH PLUS EXCHANGE DEAL, SEEING VAN DE VAART JOING MANCHESTER UNITED, THATS WHY SAF LEFT HIM OUT OF THE TEAM YESTERDAY, BECAUSE HE WAS FURIOUS, IT FURTHER STATED THAT ROONEY WILL MAKE AN IMMENT RETURN WITH JOSE MOURINHO TAKING OVER AT THE END OF NEXT SEASON... TAHNK GOD MOU IS COMING TO OT WITH ROONRY AND RONALDO THAT WAY WE MAY WIN BACK THE TREBLE WHICH IS FAR BEYOND SAF ANYMORE
http://community.manutd.com/forums/t/124882.aspx?PageIndex=3

Rooney and Colleen are supposedly to of sorted there relationship out months ago. This was supposedly just there exit from England.
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Post by: Pongos hat2 on September 10, 2010, 09:55:30 AM
You can smell whats going on in the media days before it happens. The mainstream media are now saying what i said.

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Wayne Rooney to leave Manchester United? Makes no sense. But…The England striker may be happy to stay but United should fear the cranking and grinding of corporate motivation
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Paul Hayward The Guardian, Friday 10 September 2010 Article history
Wayne Rooney would be well advised to stick with Manchester United. Photograph: Adam Davy/Empics Sport
 
Today's billboard footballer is a corporation and with that mutation comes rootlessness, unless you are Paul Scholes or Ryan Giggs. When a household name moves clubs, his machine acts first, as if BMW were relocating. David Beckham did not move to Real Madrid in isolation. His industry made it happen.

At Manchester United's end there will be jitters that the chaos in Wayne Rooney's personal life increases the risk of him fleeing abroad when his contract expires in the summer of 2012. The reality is that he would move sooner, because United could hardly allow his transfer value to plunge in the last 12 months of his current deal. It's his life, not ours, and all that, but it would make no sense for him to depart an institution where protection comes with a chance to be part of a deep identity.

Gary Neville, Scholes and Giggs are different creatures, you protest. True, to the extent that those senior warriors swallowed the Fergusonian culture 20 years ago. They started at United and they will end there. They are Sir Alex Ferguson's unofficial sons. Rooney is imported Evertonian talent. He bit straight away on United's ethos of insatiability but he represents a more restless breed. His blood is not Old Trafford red.

Allegiance is under the magnifying glass this weekend as Rooney returns to Goodison Park to face his boyhood love in a Saturday lunchtime kick-off. Evertonians murmur that he seldom shines on his old patch. It must be comforting to think the local lad is answering to some inner voice that tells him not to hurt his old comrades. Not that psychological nuances will be on show at Goodison. Phil Jagielka, Rooney's England colleague, has already paraded insensitivity on that count. "It should be amusing on Saturday," Jagielka says. "There's a good chance he'll be slaughtered. I'll be giving him a bit as well."

Amusing? Hilarious. A twisted comic sense is needed to recast a family's week from hell as a new reservoir of banter. Best to move on sharply to the question of whether England's best player would really think it a wrench to leave Manchester for Madrid, say, given that United managed to extricate him from his blue bedroom shrine in Croxteth without too much emotional fuss.

Rooney's marriage and its potential for withstanding the acid drip of salacious headlines need not detain the football pages, except where personal calamity might tempt him to embrace the old hypothesis that an Englishman travels to mend a broken heart. Unlikely. Poetic self-dramatisation is not his natural state. The noise United fear most is the cranking and grinding of corporate motivation.

This is how it works. Advisers get ideas. Advisers think ahead. A notion that starts in a sleepless night becomes a possibility and then a desired objective. Already we see that Rooney is not on the Scholes longevity chart. He smokes and drinks and blunders across the minefield of our front pages. When precocity collides with hedonism, agents tend to calculate that their star ought to make one big move before deterioration sets in. That way the whole camp can shake the money tree.

There is no hard proof that this is the way the Rooney corporation is plotting but there is anxiety. There are 18 months left on his contract and a suspicion of drift. United always aim to secure extensions before deals reach the 12-month danger zone. This requires Rooney to grab the initiative and accept the huge offer that is already on his table. By definition the delay cannot be at United's end because they want him to stay, for a much higher wage, but there may now be a period of brinkmanship in which Paul Stretford, Rooney's agent, does what agents are bred to do: ask where his client might get top dollar.

At United's Carrington training ground a rebuke awaits anyone whose task it might be to seek condemnation of Rooney's private conduct from Ferguson, whose creed throughout his time in management has been loyalty to his players, if they are loyal to him, and a wagon-circling resistance to scrutiny.

"The one danger is that Wayne's almost had a full career at 24. He should be 28 now and have four years left," Gary Neville told the Observer earlier this year. "To get where I am now he's got 11 years left and he's already played eight or nine. I suppose all he's got to do is look at Ryan Giggs every single day: a guy who's improved every day from 16 or 17 when he made his debut to the age of 36. He's got a living example in the changing room."

Money's carrot is the one thing missing from Neville's analysis: a bad temptation, if it leads Rooney away from the safety he has now.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2010/sep/10/wayne-rooney-leave-manchester-united
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Post by: whydelilah on September 10, 2010, 12:25:15 PM
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/rooney-ends-prostitute-drought-201009063065/
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