0% Villa: Rooney Shagged someone.

[D.boy]

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
What is it with these footballers who have stunning wives yet they are happy to pay for hookers. They deserve all they get. Paid obscene amounts of money at very young age and most struggle to cope with the trappings/pitfalls.

Coleen Rooney = stunning? Don't take the piss!

I was using the term in he broad sense, she isn't a ghost frightener though.

[freakypete]

rooney is a thick scouse,as like most of these overpaid over hyped self centred so called celebrities,

[Stu]

rooney is a thick scouse,as like most of these overpaid over hyped self centred so called celebrities,

I didn't know that most UK celebs came from Liverpool. Interesting.

[Pete3206]

rooney is a thick scouse,as like most of these overpaid over hyped self centred so called celebrities,

I didn't know that most UK celebs came from Liverpool. Interesting.

Only the thick ones.

[Bunny@Stoke]

I thought they may have taken a leaf out of Beckham's book by naming the baby .... Runcorn!

They have, apparently it's Kai Hard-shoulder-of-the-M56 Rooney

[Michel Sibble]

Story has brooooken, like the first mooooorning!

I'll get my sweatshirt...

[Nigel Macdougall]

Could someone please tell me ,what has this got to do with Aston Villa ?

[john e]

Could someone please tell me ,what has this got to do with Aston Villa ?

a few tenuous links-

Rooney has played at Villa Park
Rooney plays for England alongside Villa player Ashley Young
Rooney has always said his ambition is to one day play for Villa

[yeah, ok i made one of them up]

[greenwichvilla]

He's fat,
He's scouse,
He's probably shagged your spouse,
Rooneeeeeeeyy, Rooooooonnneeeyyy

[Mitcham]

Perhaps Crouch had a BOGOF voucher from his session and did not get a chance to use it, so he gave it to good old Wayne.

Waste not want not and all that.

[Hookeysmith]

Always makes me laugh how the female of the species will question his motivation

"Its because they were sweathearts too young"
"Its the money that changes them"


maybe just maybe if she blew him a bit more he would not go?

[Somniloquism]

I think the bitch should be sued.
He buys her services at £1000 a night. This agency he uses promises discression and secrecy them she flogs her story to the paper.

And she left the agency when she went with Wayne separately so she didn't have to pay them any commission. Any smart person would have seen someone who prizes money above anything else and was no longer gagged with a confidentiality order. But we are talking about Rooney here.

I agree with Troy though. Colleen is nothing without Rooney. She knows this and it is why she forgave him last time. I'm expecting her to forgive him again personally. The only reason she is on TV and has her "own sponsorship and work" is because she is Mrs Shrek. At least Posh and Cheryl were well known before their footballers came into their lives.

[garyfouroaks]

Well at least Colleen can take some comfort from the fact that Wayne is now away in a five star hotel with Crouchy, JT and Asley to keep him on the straight and narrow.

[pablopicasso_10]

Do I taste abit of bitterness mate?

only if you are eating lemons...

[richl]

There is more to come apparently! someone apparently got caught in south  africa with a women who apparently charged money for a fuck, apparently