The replacement for MON...?

[Dave Clark Five]

On The Pan, Wanting A Shit Right Here Now?

[Dave Clark Five]

He's just driven past the King Edward three times and nobody has thrown any bottles at him, so I think he has decided to stay, despite the warning from the Bored (sp).

[Dr Butler]

My ideal coaching set up under him would be K-Mac as a coach (his strength and gets on with the players) and a firey assistant (the shouter who plays bad cop when it's needed).  That would make up for where I would percieve Houllier is not strongest.

Agree John. Neither Houllier or Kevin MacDonald are big shouters during games. I'm not saying we need another monkey on speed but there does need to be some communication coming from the bench.

Brian Blessed?

"CRIVENS, CURTIS! STAY CALM IN POSSESSION!"

Made me laugh really out loud, thanks Paulie

[Reality]

Any news?

[pmk1981]

someone said press conf at 4pm and hamman announced as assistant

[Reality]

No news in the media about a press conference..

[dave.woodhall]

On the piss, wearing a scarf round his neck

Almost right.

[dave.woodhall]

Update:

He's still in France. A statement may be released later this afternoon confirming the appointment.

[Small Rodent]

On the piss, wearing a scarf round his neck

Almost right.

On the pitch, wearing a stringofonions round his neck?

[usav]

Update:

He's still in France.

Let me guess, their air traffic controllers are on strike again?

[TimTheVillain]

News of a Managerial nature yet ??

[Chris Smith]

On the pitch, wearing a scarf round his nob.

[Pete3206]

Just spotted outside The Holte Pub.

He looks like he wants to go in, but can't tell whether it's open or not.

[Olneythelonely]

Yes, talkSport said Houllier is in Birmingham and is scheduled to have a press conference later today.

Which actually means "he's in Paris and has decided against managing us".

I told you.

[Brend'Watkins]

Update:

He's still in France. A statement may be released later this afternoon confirming the appointment.

No, he's now in Chez Joules.  A statement will be released later this afternoon as to whether he went for the set menu... starter and main (dishes with an * against them) for £12.95  or, with wanton abandon ordered just what he wanted.