In unrelated news, Kenny Huang has denied that the CIC is behind his takeover bid of Liverpool, meaning no £300bn assets to fall back on. This backs up the Beijing and Shanghai business community's scepticism on the matter.
What a shame for Scousers like Telegrapher himself Rory Smith, who had been claiming that Liverpool might be about to sign Drogba, Iniesta and Luke Young. The first two claims in particular show an astonishing lack of knowledge about anything.