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Offline VillaZogmariner

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« Reply #300 on: January 26, 2010, 11:16:47 AM »
James Milner has slept with the girl in your wet dreams.
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Offline VillaZogmariner

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« Reply #301 on: January 26, 2010, 11:18:42 AM »
There was once a 51st state, known as New Idaho.  It has not been heard of since it snubbed James Milner as governor and was roundhouse kicked into a parallel dimension, along with James' virginity and the last sonofabitch that overcooked his panda bear steaks.  James Milner is eats his panda raw.
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Online Lucky Eddie

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« Reply #302 on: January 26, 2010, 11:19:54 AM »
James Milner was once overheard saying 'these are not the droids you are looking for' whilst moving his palm in a circular motion.
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Online Lucky Eddie

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« Reply #303 on: January 26, 2010, 11:21:34 AM »
It was James Milner who instructed the UK to officially come out of recession.
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Offline atomicjam

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« Reply #304 on: January 26, 2010, 12:32:33 PM »
Quote from: "nelrazor1"
Quote from: "richard moore"
Quote from: "martin_riat"
Quote from: "atomicjam"
The saviour....

http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1264456346993RA46


AWESOME!!!!


Brilliant...thank you


XD!! That was tops! Reckon you could work Mellberg into it?! lol


James said I could...

http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1264508888427RA60

Fill ya boots..!

http://en.tackfilm.se/?
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Offline Lee

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« Reply #305 on: January 26, 2010, 12:43:05 PM »
James Milner once said, "I am the resurrection and the life, he who believeth in me, though he were dead yet shall he live, and whosoever liveth and believeth in me, shall never die."
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Offline Countryside Villain

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« Reply #306 on: January 26, 2010, 01:56:29 PM »
Did you know, if you play Black Sabbath's Paranoid backwards, you can hear James Milner berating Satan.
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Offline supertom

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« Reply #307 on: January 26, 2010, 01:56:54 PM »
Quote from: "VillaSubmariner"
James Milner once had an erection while lying face down. He struck oil.


You owe me a can of coke mate. I've just guffawed half of it on my feckin shirt.
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Offline supertom

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« Reply #308 on: January 26, 2010, 01:58:33 PM »
Every morning Milner gets clocked doing 110mph on the motorway...running on his hands!
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Online joe_c

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« Reply #309 on: January 26, 2010, 02:00:13 PM »
I'd be really pleased if someone with mad photoshop skillz could Doctor Manhattanise James Milner. Or James Milnerise Doctor Manhattan. Away you go.

They call me "James Milner". They explain the name has been chosen for the ominous associations it will raise in Aston Villa's enemies. They are shaping me into something gaudy. Something lethal.
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Offline Mazrim

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« Reply #310 on: January 26, 2010, 02:09:17 PM »
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Offline RussellC

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« Reply #311 on: January 26, 2010, 02:13:47 PM »
Now that is awesome!
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Offline damon loves JT

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« Reply #312 on: January 26, 2010, 02:40:18 PM »
James Milner secured the common ownership of the means of production, distribution and exchange
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Offline cheltenhamlion

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« Reply #313 on: January 26, 2010, 02:51:42 PM »
If James Milner drew cartoons of the Prophet Mohammed, nobody would say a word.
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Offline supertom

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« Reply #314 on: January 26, 2010, 02:52:01 PM »
James Milner is Master of The Universe!
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