James Milner's awesomeness

[VillaZogmariner]

James Milner has slept with the girl in your wet dreams.

[VillaZogmariner]

There was once a 51st state, known as New Idaho.  It has not been heard of since it snubbed James Milner as governor and was roundhouse kicked into a parallel dimension, along with James' virginity and the last sonofabitch that overcooked his panda bear steaks.  James Milner is eats his panda raw.

[Lucky Eddie]

James Milner was once overheard saying 'these are not the droids you are looking for' whilst moving his palm in a circular motion.

[Lucky Eddie]

It was James Milner who instructed the UK to officially come out of recession.

[atomicjam]

The saviour....

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AWESOME!!!!

Brilliant...thank you

XD!! That was tops! Reckon you could work Mellberg into it?! lol

James said I could...

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Fill ya boots..!

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[Lee]

James Milner once said, "I am the resurrection and the life, he who believeth in me, though he were dead yet shall he live, and whosoever liveth and believeth in me, shall never die."

[Countryside Villain]

Did you know, if you play Black Sabbath's Paranoid backwards, you can hear James Milner berating Satan.

[supertom]

James Milner once had an erection while lying face down. He struck oil.

You owe me a can of coke mate. I've just guffawed half of it on my feckin shirt.

[supertom]

Every morning Milner gets clocked doing 110mph on the motorway...running on his hands!

[joe_c]

I'd be really pleased if someone with mad photoshop skillz could Doctor Manhattanise James Milner. Or James Milnerise Doctor Manhattan. Away you go.

They call me "James Milner". They explain the name has been chosen for the ominous associations it will raise in Aston Villa's enemies. They are shaping me into something gaudy. Something lethal.

[Mazrim]

[RussellC]

Now that is awesome!

[damon loves JT]

James Milner secured the common ownership of the means of production, distribution and exchange

[cheltenhamlion]

If James Milner drew cartoons of the Prophet Mohammed, nobody would say a word.

[supertom]

James Milner is Master of The Universe!