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Offline martin_riat

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« Reply #270 on: January 26, 2010, 09:56:50 AM »
James Milner is the reason Jumping Jack Flash has gas, gas, gas.






No, I don't know what that means either.
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Offline martin_riat

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« Reply #271 on: January 26, 2010, 09:57:17 AM »
James Milner sold his military spec Humvee cuz it wasn't manly enough.
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Offline martin_riat

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« Reply #272 on: January 26, 2010, 09:58:03 AM »
James Milner will never play for Liverpool because he can walk alone. Anywhere. Anytime.
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Offline martin_riat

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« Reply #273 on: January 26, 2010, 09:58:28 AM »
James Milner takes his skin off for dry-cleaning every Wednesday.
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Offline martin_riat

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« Reply #274 on: January 26, 2010, 09:59:08 AM »
When James Milner goes fishing, he simply commands the fish to get the fuck in the boat.
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Offline martin_riat

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« Reply #275 on: January 26, 2010, 09:59:49 AM »
He once beat all 4 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles using  nothing but  a stick of fairy floss.
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Offline martin_riat

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« Reply #276 on: January 26, 2010, 10:00:57 AM »
James Milner thinks 99.98% of Americans are fucking idiots. Proving that just a small part of him is just like me and you!
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Offline Countryside Villain

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« Reply #277 on: January 26, 2010, 10:04:50 AM »
Every where he goes, James Milner takes the weather with him.

Mother Nature says nothing.
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Offline Risso

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« Reply #278 on: January 26, 2010, 10:04:56 AM »
Martin, those are dire!  What the hell is fairy floss anyway?
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Offline martin_riat

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« Reply #279 on: January 26, 2010, 10:12:46 AM »


The pink stuff....not the little girl.
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Offline Risso

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« Reply #280 on: January 26, 2010, 10:17:23 AM »
Ah, candy floss then.
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« Reply #281 on: January 26, 2010, 10:23:59 AM »
James Milner eats the clouds like the way we eat those pink fairy floss.
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Offline martin_riat

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« Reply #282 on: January 26, 2010, 10:33:17 AM »
Candy Floss!
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« Reply #283 on: January 26, 2010, 10:35:52 AM »
Evolution does not exist - Only which animals James Milner has allowed to live
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Edvard Remberg

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« Reply #284 on: January 26, 2010, 10:38:46 AM »
James Milner was cold, and he turned the sun up. Thats why we have global warming
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