James Milner's awesomeness

[martin_riat]

James Milner is the reason Jumping Jack Flash has gas, gas, gas.






No, I don't know what that means either.

[martin_riat]

James Milner sold his military spec Humvee cuz it wasn't manly enough.

[martin_riat]

James Milner will never play for Liverpool because he can walk alone. Anywhere. Anytime.

[martin_riat]

James Milner takes his skin off for dry-cleaning every Wednesday.

[martin_riat]

When James Milner goes fishing, he simply commands the fish to get the fuck in the boat.

[martin_riat]

He once beat all 4 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles using  nothing but  a stick of fairy floss.

[martin_riat]

James Milner thinks 99.98% of Americans are fucking idiots. Proving that just a small part of him is just like me and you!

[Countryside Villain]

Every where he goes, James Milner takes the weather with him.

Mother Nature says nothing.

[Risso]

Martin, those are dire!  What the hell is fairy floss anyway?

[martin_riat]

The pink stuff....not the little girl.

[Risso]

Ah, candy floss then.

[*shellac*]

James Milner eats the clouds like the way we eat those pink fairy floss.

[martin_riat]

Candy Floss!

[Edvard Remberg]

Evolution does not exist - Only which animals James Milner has allowed to live

[Edvard Remberg]

James Milner was cold, and he turned the sun up. Thats why we have global warming