James Milner's awesomeness

[cheltenhamlion]

I couldn't see it either.

[Dave P]

James Milner is the reason "Brangelina" are splitting up.

Brangelina are splitting up ?

[Bad English]

Briefly, they have had a James Milner thread since 1899 so they are all ace, they are world leaders in the world of talking shite about the world of Villa, there is a Facebook group about James Milner (but they aren't world leaders in James Milner groups on Facebook), Maz's picture is awesome, 'here we see the brutal bullies of the ailing Ian Watkins & Liz Dawn website descend upon a defenceless 65-year-old man like a pack of hyenas' and these Milner threads are rather Chuck Norris Mk 10, yawn etc.

[Guy M]

Thanks BE. I think.

XD!! That was tops! Reckon you could work Mellberg into it?! lol

James said I could...

http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1264508888427RA60

Fill ya boots..!

http://en.tackfilm.se/?

That video for Mellberg is awesome. Top work!

I've just done one using a picture of me that my 3year-old niece did and despite knowing what was coming, still laughed like a demented hyena when it came up the first time.

[VillaVA]

James Milner is the grout in MY tiling.

[Yossarian]

James Milner restarted the H&V server

[bobcat]

James Milner has pitied 10 times more fools than Mr T.

[*shellac*]

James Milner is already fluent in over 6 million forms of communication when he was just 5 months old.  Who needs See-Threepio?

[Concrete John]

James Miilner could get staight into the fucking online ticket site without waiting for that fucking claret bar to fill up and resetting itself 6 fucking times!!!

[MoetVillan]

James Milner could also ring the fucking ticket hotline and get fucking through first time.  Not fucking hours fucking later

[Mike Jeffries]

James Milner has seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.  He’s  watched c-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate.

[Drummond]

James Milner got Victor Meldrew to believe it.

[VillaZogmariner]

James Milner made Ron Burgundy look like a hobo.

[Guy M]

James Milner got Victor Meldrew to believe it.

Very good.

Are you just making these up yourselves now or still plagiarising Chuck Norris / Hulk Hogan / Crouchinho lists?

[Rudy Can't Fail]

James Milner makes exceedingly superb cakes.