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Offline cheltenhamlion

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« Reply #330 on: January 27, 2010, 12:32:40 PM »
I couldn't see it either.

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« Reply #331 on: January 27, 2010, 12:38:09 PM »
Quote from: "Ross"
James Milner is the reason "Brangelina" are splitting up.


Brangelina are splitting up ?

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« Reply #332 on: January 27, 2010, 12:44:53 PM »
Briefly, they have had a James Milner thread since 1899 so they are all ace, they are world leaders in the world of talking shite about the world of Villa, there is a Facebook group about James Milner (but they aren't world leaders in James Milner groups on Facebook), Maz's picture is awesome, 'here we see the brutal bullies of the ailing Ian Watkins & Liz Dawn website descend upon a defenceless 65-year-old man like a pack of hyenas' and these Milner threads are rather Chuck Norris Mk 10, yawn etc.

Offline Guy M

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« Reply #333 on: January 27, 2010, 01:04:31 PM »
Thanks BE. I think.

Quote from: "atomicjam"
Quote from: "nelrazor1"

XD!! That was tops! Reckon you could work Mellberg into it?! lol

James said I could...

http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1264508888427RA60

Fill ya boots..!

http://en.tackfilm.se/?

That video for Mellberg is awesome. Top work!

I've just done one using a picture of me that my 3year-old niece did and despite knowing what was coming, still laughed like a demented hyena when it came up the first time.

Offline VillaVA

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« Reply #334 on: January 28, 2010, 09:21:18 PM »
James Milner is the grout in MY tiling.

Offline Yossarian

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« Reply #335 on: January 28, 2010, 09:46:15 PM »
James Milner restarted the H&V server

Offline bobcat

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« Reply #336 on: January 29, 2010, 06:03:29 AM »
James Milner has pitied 10 times more fools than Mr T.

Offline *shellac*

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« Reply #337 on: January 29, 2010, 06:10:08 AM »
James Milner is already fluent in over 6 million forms of communication when he was just 5 months old.  Who needs See-Threepio?

Offline Concrete John

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« Reply #338 on: January 29, 2010, 08:40:11 AM »
James Miilner could get staight into the fucking online ticket site without waiting for that fucking claret bar to fill up and resetting itself 6 fucking times!!!

Offline MoetVillan

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« Reply #339 on: January 29, 2010, 08:55:03 AM »
James Milner could also ring the fucking ticket hotline and get fucking through first time.  Not fucking hours fucking later

Online Mike Jeffries

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« Reply #340 on: January 29, 2010, 09:42:17 AM »
James Milner has seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.  He’s  watched c-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate.

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« Reply #341 on: January 29, 2010, 09:44:37 AM »
James Milner got Victor Meldrew to believe it.

Offline VillaZogmariner

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« Reply #342 on: January 29, 2010, 10:08:07 AM »
James Milner made Ron Burgundy look like a hobo.

Offline Guy M

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« Reply #343 on: January 29, 2010, 10:56:06 AM »
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James Milner got Victor Meldrew to believe it.

Very good.

Are you just making these up yourselves now or still plagiarising Chuck Norris / Hulk Hogan / Crouchinho lists?

Online Rudy Can't Fail

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« Reply #344 on: January 29, 2010, 11:57:40 AM »
James Milner makes exceedingly superb cakes.

 


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