James Milner's awesomeness

[Holtenderinthesky]

James Milner was the only thing in Pandora's box.  (And she paid him for the privilege.)

[Arsey]

James Milner just picked up a Grammy for a fart he squeezed out during the Arsenal match

[supertom]

When Martin O Neill asked James Milner if we needed any signings. James finished his 2000th press up, stood up, looked at Martin with a blank expression and gave him a thumbs down, Roman Emperor stylee. Martin bowed, and quickly exited as Milner started his stomach crunches.

All hail, Milner!

[supertom]

James Milner must break you.

[VillaVA]

james milner has already solved Fermat's next theorem.

[Yossarian]

james milner has already solved Fermat's next theorem.

James Milner has made Riemann's Hypothesis, Riemann's Theorem.

[pendinevilla]

James Milner probably understands what some of the posts on here mean.
It would be great if I did!

[Yossarian]

There's always Google

[Percy McCarthy]

When fully-qualified genius Miles Davis was playing at a smoke-filled Soho basement jazz club in the fifties, one of his Mod disciples gave him some bad skag and he had to be rushed to hospital. On the way the ambulance picked up a young woman in labour, and Miles witnessed James Milner coming into the world in his present incarnation.

In the sixties, during an acid-induced flashback, Miles remembered the experience, and it inspired him to write and record his legendary album 'Birth of the Cool'.

[martin_riat]

Percy, you should have started all that with 'Once Upon A Time...."

[Claret trim]

James Milner, he's the one who knows the Mysteron game and things they plan.

[VillaZogmariner]

Bret Hart is a liar. James Milner is the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be.

[Mazrim]

Barack Obama has cancelled the Return to the Moon program after finding out that James Milner is planning a fun run to it for charity. He will be joined by Sir Ian Botham.

[RussellC]

The greatest trick James Milner ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist

[supertom]

James Milner once slammed Andre The Giant, Earthquake and Yakazuno at the same time.