Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Brend'Watkins on November 16, 2022, 10:25:37 AM
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While over hearing one of this 80's pop songs programmes t'other day I heard the well known DISCO from 1980 by Ottawan (Look it up kids if you don't know it)I got thinking that Unai Emery works perfectly well if you break it down into syllables
U nai Em er y
So with that in mind it goes like this....
U nai Em er y, Unai Emery,
Unai Emery, Unai Emery,
Singin'
U Undefeated..Singin'
N No good at English..Singin'
A Arsenal Reject...Singin
I I I (extended) I
and then back into U nai Em er y
It also works for E M E R Y
Singin'..
E Ebening Jug Ears
Singin'
M Move up the table
Singin'
E Ebening Jug Ears
Singin'
R Rise up the table
Singin
Y Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
U nai Em er y repeat x 4
Apologies in advance for any earworms created.
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Jesus Fucking Christ, Bren. What the fuck is this?
Has your brain been co-opted by Farageists or something?
'No good at English'
'Ebening'?
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A bit of fun Paulie. Ebening is a slant at Lineker.
The words can be changed and I'm sure others can come up with some better alternatives.
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A bit of fun Paulie. Ebening is a slant at Lineker.
The words can be changed and I'm sure others can come up with some better alternatives.
Those better alternatives being silence and everyone wearing earplugs.
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A bit of fun Paulie. Ebening is a slant at Lineker.
The words can be changed and I'm sure others can come up with some better alternatives.
Those better alternatives being silence and everyone wearing earplugs.
A rare misstep from Bren, nothing two weeks in the Priory and a video apology won't sort out though.
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Better to have tried and looked like a twat than not to have tried at all...maybe not.
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Better to have tried and looked like a twat than not to have tried at all...maybe not.
Said Matt Hancock
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Well it started badly, tailed off in the middle and the least said about the end the better. Apart from that, yes I'm sure it will catch on.
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And I thought my attempts at songs were bad....
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The one doing the rounds at Brighton on Sunday ( with apologies to those who might think it’s a racial stereotype):
Unai Emery
Unai Emery
He eats paella
He drinks Estrella
He loves the Villa
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Given that Paella is from Valencia, and Estrella from Barcelona, it's a no from me.
Imagine if Dean Smith went to manage Sporting Gijon and they sang
"Smithy eats Jellied Eels
He drinks Newkie Broon..."
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This was in my head the other day.
There is no other day
Let's try it another way
You'll lose your mind and play
Cup final in May
See Emery play
I don’t think the kids will go for it somehow.
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Given that Paella is from Valencia, and Estrella from Barcelona, it's a no from me.
Could always change one of them to "Work permit's from Suella" if that helps.
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Listens to Paul Weller. ?
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Just Unai Emery to the tune of Come on Eileen, finishing with a long chorus of 'Unai, Unai, Unai, Unai Aye!'. The club shop can cash in by selling branded dungarees and neckerchiefs.
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Given that Paella is from Valencia, and Estrella from Barcelona, it's a no from me.
Imagine if Dean Smith went to manage Sporting Gijon and they sang
"Smithy eats Jellied Eels
He drinks Newkie Broon..."
Excellent :-)
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I was toying around with Daydream Believer:
F*** off Steeeeevie G, We’ve got Emery!
But I'm full of cold and my brain's not working, plus I'm no good at making up lyrics that aren't dirty as hell, so that's all I have. I don't even like that bit as Gerrard is best forgotten. I also toyed with starting off with Unai:
Unai Emmmmmmmery! Bossed it tactically...
He knows to change formations and to unleash Emi...
Who knows? :-\
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By the way, i just prefer, to the tune of 'your shit, and you know you are'
Unai
Unai Emery
Unai
Unai Emery
etc
Boring i know but keeping it simple is often the best way.
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We are AVFC
Managed by Emery
He knows what he wants
And he knows how to get it
He wants to destroy Man City
And we, want to be, Emery
I look forward to my Ivor Novello award arriving in the post
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For me it has to be the Dexy's one because -
Lyrics lean towards rhyming with his name with ease
Midlands based band
Song known by anyone over 30 i would imagine
Easy enough for us old farts to remember
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While over hearing one of this 80's pop songs programmes t'other day I heard the well known DISCO from 1980 by Ottawan (Look it up kids if you don't know it)I got thinking that Unai Emery works perfectly well if you break it down into syllables
U nai Em er y
So with that in mind it goes like this....
U nai Em er y, Unai Emery,
Unai Emery, Unai Emery,
Singin'
U Undefeated..Singin'
N No good at English..Singin'
A Arsenal Reject...Singin
I I I (extended) I
and then back into U nai Em er y
It also works for E M E R Y
Singin'..
E Ebening Jug Ears
Singin'
M Move up the table
Singin'
E Ebening Jug Ears
Singin'
R Rise up the table
Singin
Y Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
U nai Em er y repeat x 4
Apologies in advance for any earworms created.
The lyrics are fine, there's no problem there.
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We need to lose that sax solo.
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Obligatory video.
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"Swords of a Thousand Men" chorus scans perfectly - Unai, Unai, Unai ay!
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For me it has to be the Dexy's one because -
Lyrics lean towards rhyming with his name with ease
Midlands based band
Song known by anyone over 30 i would imagine
Easy enough for us old farts to remember
Problem is, it's a shit song.
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For me it has to be the Dexy's one because -
Lyrics lean towards rhyming with his name with ease
Midlands based band
Song known by anyone over 30 i would imagine
Easy enough for us old farts to remember
Problem is, it's a shit song.
If shit tunes were banned then I don't think there would be much singing at football matches.
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Problem is, it's a shit song.
If shit tunes were banned then I don't think there would be much singing at football matches.
Personally, I've always been a fan of 'Nel blu dipinto di blu'.
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"Swords of a Thousand Men" chorus scans perfectly - Unai, Unai, Unai ay!
I was thinking that as well.
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Someone was trying singing his name to "Brown Girl in the Ring" at Old Trafford, which worked until the end bit
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By the way, i just prefer, to the tune of 'your shit, and you know you are'
Unai
Unai Emery
Unai
Unai Emery
etc
Boring i know but keeping it simple is often the best way.
Yes from me.
Easy to remember and understand 👍
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Someone was trying singing his name to "Brown Girl in the Ring" at Old Trafford, which worked until the end bit
If you're going to use a Boney M song surely 'Daddy Cool' would work better, even if it's a bit repetitive.
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We've already broken copyright law on that by singing it about late-2000's Villa legend Moustapha Salifou.
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"Swords of a Thousand Men" chorus scans perfectly - Unai, Unai, Unai ay!
I was thinking that as well.
Gets my vote
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An old tune, well known!
Unai Emery’s Villa
Unai Emery’s team
Unai Emery’s Villa
Unai Emery’s team
Repeat…
To the tune of ‘land of hope and glory’ / pomp and circumstance marches
Midlands composer; Elgar!
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Just Unai Emery to the tune of Come on Eileen, finishing with a long chorus of 'Unai, Unai, Unai, Unai Aye!'. The club shop can cash in by selling branded dungarees and neckerchiefs.
I love this!
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While over hearing one of this 80's pop songs programmes t'other day I heard the well known DISCO from 1980 by Ottawan (Look it up kids if you don't know it)I got thinking that Unai Emery works perfectly well if you break it down into syllables
U nai Em er y
So with that in mind it goes like this....
U nai Em er y, Unai Emery,
Unai Emery, Unai Emery,
Singin'
U Undefeated..Singin'
N No good at English..Singin'
A Arsenal Reject...Singin
I I I (extended) I
and then back into U nai Em er y
It also works for E M E R Y
Singin'..
E Ebening Jug Ears
Singin'
M Move up the table
Singin'
E Ebening Jug Ears
Singin'
R Rise up the table
Singin
Y Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
U nai Em er y repeat x 4
Apologies in advance for any earworms created.
Brendan, this is an insane work of genius that we to disect, perfect and sing over numerous pints of Guinness sooner rather than later!
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There has got to be a song out there with "You and I" in it that we could use for Unai.
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Feel like the obvious song has been staring us in the face, tbh...
"Onetta there in the corner stand
And she wonders where she is
And it's strange to her
Some people seem to have everything
Nine a.m. on the hour hand
And she's waiting for the bell
And she's looking real pretty
Just wait for her clientele
She works hard for the Unai
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the Unai
So you better treat her right
She works hard for the Unai
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the Unai
So you better treat her right
Twenty-eight years have come and gone
And she's seen a lot of tears
Of the ones who come in
They really seem to need her there
It's a sacrifice working day to day
For little money, just tips for pay
But it's worth it all
Just to hear them say that they care
She works hard for the Unai
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the Unai
So you better treat her right
Already knows
She's seen her bad times
Already knows
These are the good times
Never sell out
She never will
Not for a dollar bill
She works hard
She works hard for the Unai
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the Unai
So you better treat her right
Hard for the Unai
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the Unai
So you better treat her right, alright
She works hard for the Unai
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the Unai
So you better treat her right
She works hard for the Unai
So hard for it, honey
She works so hard for the Unai
So you better treat her right, alright
She works hard for the Unai
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the Unai
So you better treat her right
ALL TOGETHER NOW"
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One Unai Emery, there's only one Unai Emery
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Feel like the obvious song has been staring us in the face, tbh...
Good point, it has to be 'Pride'. 8)
One man come in the name of love
One man come and go
One man come he to justify
One man to overthrow
His name is Unai
Once more cheer the name of Unai
His name is Unaaiii...
Once more cheer the name of Unaaiii...
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Please, please make it fucking stop
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I thought the worst part of my evening was waiting 2 hours to be towed home after a tyre blow out, then I read this thread...
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You have all gone mad.
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You're awful but - nah.
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It's like Gilbert and Sullivan, Elton John and Bernie Taupin John Lennon and Paul McCartney have all been out on the piss together, come back to one of their houses and are sat around the kitchen table giggling trying to come up with the worst possible efforts imaginable. ;)
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Emery and AVFC go together in perfect harmony
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Emery and AVFC go together in perfect harmony
We learn to win, when we learn to give
Each other what we need to survive, together Unai
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Unai Emery i said Unai Emery.........as in Ooh ah Paul McGrath
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"Swords of a Thousand Men" chorus scans perfectly - Unai, Unai, Unai ay!
I was thinking that as well.
Gets my vote
Unai Unai Unai ay
Claret & Blue we're the team of Emery
Or
Unai Unai Unai ay
Claret & Blue we're the Villa of Emery
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These online songs never take off , having said that , here's my inner Burt Bacharach lyric for the last ditty.
Unai Unai Unai ay
Holte enders in the sky, with Emery.
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I'm close to blacklisting this site on my router.
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This was in my head the other day.
There is no other day
Let's try it another way
You'll lose your mind and play
Cup final in May
See Emery play
I don’t think the kids will go for it somehow.
This is the one for me, although I do get the point that the kids won't know a 55yo song.....closely followed by PWS's Anarchy In The UK!
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Emery and AVFC go together in perfect harmony
Very good, its the next line though??
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Emery and AVFC go together in perfect harmony
Very good, its the next line though??
Side by side on our FA Cup journey...
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Emery and AVFC go together in perfect harmony
Very good, its the next line though??
Side by Side in the Holte End, North Stand, Oh Lord, Why don't weeeeeeee?
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These online songs never take off , having said that , here's my inner Burt Bacharach lyric for the last ditty.
Unai Unai Unai ay
Holte enders in the sky, with Emery.
Still with the "Swords of a Thousand Men" tune...
Unai, Unia, Unai ay...
Brian Little and Andy Gray
Alan McInally and Tony Daley,
[Keep inserting pairs of former players' names/ supporters' names/ famous fans' names to your heart's content...]
...he's the boss of a thousand Villans!
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Signed!
https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1682812992310616071?s=20 (https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1682812992310616071?s=20)
Fantastic! On the march!!
🎶 We’re on the march with Unai’s army
We’re moving up the football league
And we’ll really cause a stink
When we win everything
‘Cause Villa are the greatest football team 🎶
"Unai's army" has inevitably led me to:
Emery's army are on their way
Emery's army are here to stay
And I don't wanna be anywhere else
But here to-oo-day
Please don't hate me.
Need to change the first two lines round but otherwise, that's not bad at all.
I noticed the above in the Transfer thread and thought best to put in the dedicated thread for Unai Emery songs for the collection.
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The “good ebening” thing is for fans of other clubs mainly those colossal twats at Arsenal. Bren fucked up but he’s better than that.
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My eyes are bleeding.
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My eyes are bleeding.
Have you stabbed yourself with a fork again?